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Checking Back In With The Spirited Phillies FanWhen last we left Sarah Donaldson, she was singlehandedly costing the Phillies the World Series and completely failing to understand how YouTube works. Well, she's looking to get back into the performing biz. Maybe we can help!...

This Is Not Pete Rose's Corked BatMLB's all-time hits leader, who's not allowed to step foot into Cooperstown because he's an awful human being, keeps popping up places with his girlfriend — "the Pamela Anderson of Korea" — to show her off to people. [MyFoxNY]...

Phish Fans Call Out Fenway Girl Pissing In PublicA drunk, underage woman couldn't — or wouldn't — make it to the bathrooms at Fenway last night. This is her story....

Two Ladies Kissing At A Baseball Game Is Technically A Sports-Related Post

Reader Sean sends along this video of some action in the seats at last night's Dodgers/Angels tilt. Let's all say thank you to Sean....

Pole-Dancing With Wolves

Their equipment? Five-inch pumps. Their field? A slippery 25-foot pole. Their mission? To wriggle and writhe along said 25-foot pole. These brave women are high-heeled gladiators in shorty-shorts. Step inside the 2009 East Coast Regional Pole Dancing Championships. [WithLeather]...

The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another...

Bosom Buddies: A Correspondence With Melissa Lima

This job, unlike many others in "sports media," provides plenty of absurd scenarios on a weekly basis. But this one, involving Jose Lima's ex-wife, Melissa, thrusts us headlong into Eugene Ionesco territory....

January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady

And her Halloween outfit this year is downright inspired: Troy Polamalu. "I'll get the wig. Put on some bronzer. And I'll just cross myself all night," she says, mulling it over. "Or maybe I'll be Houshmandzadeh." [GQ via AnimalNY]...