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Where Are They Going? Why Are They Running?Syracuse beat Duke tonight in Durham, giving the Blue Devils its first three-game losing streak against unranked teams since the 1960s. As soon as the final buzzer sounded, these young men went running. Who are they? Why are they in such a hurry? We have so many questions....

Stadium Lied To; Fans, Players Cheer Title They Didn't WinStrap yourselves in, because this story is batshit....

The Panthers Just Dressed Two Different Emergency GoaltendersThe Florida Panthers had enough goaltender weirdness for an entire season tonight, all in the span of about a period and a half....

Proof That There Is A Pterodactyl At Tonight's Colts-Giants Game

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGH....

Sabres Win In OT On Bizarre Sudden-Death Buttgoal

Coyotes goalie Mike Smith handed the Buffalo Sabres an overtime win tonight when he carried the puck into his own goal. He didn't know he was doing it at the time, because the puck was in his pants....

Quarterback Throws The Ball Like A Wedding Bouquet, And Holy Crap It Works

Sometimes, it takes more than heart to upset the No. 1-ranked team in the conference. Sometimes, it takes a little madness....

Tonight's Yankees Broadcast Was Temporarily Invaded By A Mysterious "Fucking"

The top of the fifth inning of tonight's Yankees-Twins bout in Minneapolis was extra-spicy for Yankee fans viewing on WWOR (or on MLB Network's simulcast) as a voice seemed to interrupt Jayson Nix's at bat to talk about "play-in games" and someone or something being "fucking hot."...

Aubrey Huff Almost Injured Himself Last Night Smacking Ryan Theriot's Ass

San Francisco cruised to a 5-2 home win over the Dodgers last night on the strength of a two-run Marco Scutaro hit, and it sparked the kind of celebration only Bill Gramatica could appreciate. Here's Giants slugger Aubrey Huff showing his appreciation to Ryan Theriot, and regretting it after the fa...

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Here Is Some Weird-Ass Shit Broadcast During Last Night's Rays-A's Game

Last night's Rays-A's game from Oakland went 15 innings before finally being decided on a Jemile Weeks sacrifice fly, and its length taxed certain east coast viewers who needed to be up early for Olympics coverage. But for those who stuck around, there was a treat: whatever the fuck this is. We deb...

by Timothy Burke|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Reds Analyst Chris Welsh Ransacked Don Cherry's Wardrobe

If there's anything a sports commentator can do to prove he (or she) is grounded and sane, it's to wear a ridiculous outfit. After all, it works for Craig Sager and Don Cherry. So here's Fox Sports Ohio Reds analyst Chris Welsh sprucing up his usual outfit with a colorful number we're not quite sur...

by Timothy Burke|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

The Associated Press football poll is hot off the presses, and this week's "Second Ranked Spinal Tap Drummer" is: undefeated Boston College! Can they avoid the #2 curse? Well, they have a road game at ... 8th ranked Virginia Tech. Yep. Mick Shrimpton is putting money on the Hokies. [Yahoo! Sports]...

by sussman|

|Tue Jun 18 2013

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