It Would Take Your Mother One... No, Two... Hours To Watch Bowling• 12:30 p.m. — Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [Comedy Central]
• 1:00 p.m. — Bowling: PBA Great Lakes Classic [ESPN]
• 1:00 p.m. — Movie: White Men Can't Jump [A&E]
• 2:00 p.m. — Skiing: FIS World Cup, tape delay [NBC]
• 2:30 p.m. — Golf: V Foundation Celebrity Classic [ESPN2]
• 3:00 p.m. — Golf: Father/S...
