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The Daily Closer: Big Fun At Needle Park
Notes on the day in baseball:...
About Last Night ...
What you missed while playing ping pong with Hurley ... • MLB: Cubs ... win? Lilly administers 4-1 beatdown of Reds. • NBA: Zero goes down, as do Wizards' playoff hopes, most likely. • NHL: We spit on your 6-on-3 advantage! Caps 3, Thrashers 2....
Help This Fat Man Have A Heart Attack!
We don't usually pay much attention to these, well, blatant Internets grabs at attention, but we kind of liked this one: A 435-pound-man is auctioning off his running in the Boston Marathon. All proceeds go to the American Cancer Society. We think he's probably got a while to go....
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Yes, we think that the pan speaks for all of us ... • College women's basketball: Tennessee wins NCAA title; no one rips off their shirt a la Brandi Chastain. Bah. • MLB: Barry Me Not On The Lone Prairie ... Giants don't exactly impress Padres in opener. • NHL: Buffalo Goals Won't You Come Out Tonig...
Gauging Your Women's Sports Interest
If you're not adequately impressed by the countdown clock ESPN's giving us for the Rutgers-Tennessee women's national championship game tonight — here's something weird; in women's hoops, they have the professional draft the day after the national title game — then here's a sporting event that's pro...
Curt Schilling Faces The Blog Music
Yesterday wasn't the most pleasant day to be a Red Sox fan — a friend of ours who loves the Sox was lamenting last night that "the season is over;" Red Sox fans are the best — and no one took it harder than Curt Schilling himself....
Reggie Bush To See Fewer Boobs In 2007
If you've already heard about it you're probably still reeling; as for us, it's going to take some time to get over the news that Reggie Bush has been banned from the Playboy Mansion. Why, you ask? The source says only that the ban was "non-Playmate related."...
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What you missed while realizing that your dog is smarter than you are ... • College basketball: NCAA Tournament Final. Crikey! Those Gators are feisty! • NHL: What? Watch the NCAA game and miss my favorite player, Glen Metropolit? Blues 4, Stars 2. • Major League Baseball: Alex Rodriguez homers afte...
He Has Risen, And Is Demanding Oats
You know, we mocked the Barbaro message boarders when they claimed that Big Boss Horse was appearing to them from the afterlife. Yeah, we had a good laugh over that. But then a reader got to looking closely at our Jesus bowling post from last week, and made a startling discovery. Just look at the im...
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What you missed while calculating the trajectory for hitting Mike Francesa with a cup of ice ... • Baseball: Mets even NLCS with Cardinals 4-all. • NBA: Barbosa leads Suns over Mavericks 126-104. Affirmed. • Wrestlemania: Trump's hair emerges victorious, as we knew it would....
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• College Basketball. Ohio State 67, Georgetown 60. That was not especially awesome. • College Basketball. Florida 76, UCLA 66. Nor was that. Sigh. • NHL: Atlanta 3, Boston 2. That might have been awesome, but I really wouldn't know....
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• NBA. Rockets 107, Lakers 104. The Lakers lost, but Kobe just averaged 40 points for the month of March. He should at least get a little plaque or something. • NHL. Devils 3, Flyers 1. It ties New Jersey for the lead in the Atlantic Division. How about that? • NBA. Heat 92, Timberwolves 77. 22 and ...
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What you missed while erasing your tattoos ... • College basketball: We're pretty sure that Nostradamus predicted West Virginia winning the NIT once every 65 years. • NBA: Warriors beat Suns in somewhat exciting fashion, placing themselves in danger of making the playoffs. • NHL: News For The Herrin...
Your AL East "Preview"
All right, whether you're ready for it or not, baseball is starting Sunday night. (The Mets will watch the Cardinals raise their World Series title flag. The Cardinals won the World Series last year.) The full slate of games kick off Monday, so we figured it was time to start previewing some divisio...
About Last Night ...
What you missed while knitting a ransom note ... • NBA: Turning 60 ... Mavericks beat Bucks for 60th win, but down goes Nowitzki! • NHL: Oh, Buffalo ... Sabres beat Devils in East showdown. • Baseball: Curt Schilling takes time out from his blog to do a little pitching for the Red Sox....
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What you missed while recommending that Johnny "sweep the leg" ... • NBA: Kobe, Lakers mauled by Grizzlies. • College women's basketball: Move over John Wooden, you dinosaur. Pat Summitt is the god now. • Tennis: That net thingy keeps getting in the way ... Federer loses, again....
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What you missed while walking your toad ... • NBA: The need for long-range Sheed ... Rasheed Wallace's 60-footer helps Pistons beat Nuggets. • NHL: Winging it ... Hasek's 75th career shutout leads Detroit over Anaheim. • College women's basketball: Tiger Town ... LSU topples UConn to advance to Fina...
Spare Me, Oh Lord
To be absolutely truthful, this video really confuses us. Why is everyone laughing? Why would anyone think that Jesus would throw anything but a strike? Religion generally confuses us, but one thing we're pretty sure of: The Son of God has his own equipment ... Jesus does not rent bowling shoes. We'...
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What you missed while grooming your beard ... • College Basketball: Final Four is set; Roy Williams will not be participating. • NBA: Kobe Bryant; slacker. Lakers 115, Warriors 113. • NHL: Simon Says, So Sorry. Rangers 2, Islanders 1....