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What are the unwritten rules for slapping another man over a fantasy football feud?
Athletes: theyâre just like us! They play fantasy football, they get pissed over fantasy football, they physically assault each other over fantasy football â you know, just guys being dudes!...
Jets and Lions fans battle for delusional offseason preeminence
Two teams who had top four picks in the 2022 NFL Draft and still have long histories of imbecilic incompetence are getting loads of love for their offseasons. If you listen to the way some media personalities present it, the Detroit Lions and New York Jets have a chance to not send their fans into a...
HBO's going to show us the Arizona Cardinals imploding in real time
HBOâs âHard Knocks,â covering the preseason and training camps, can step aside as HBOâs premier network docuseries. âHard Knocks In Seasonâ is where the true drama lies. In training camp, everyone is upbeat and pollyannaish. Emotions are more volatile during the season when expectations ram into rea...
Troy Aikman says Washington is Carson Wentzâ last opportunity as a franchise QB
Carson Wentz is one of those lucky individuals whoâs received chance after chance to prove himself as a starting NFL quarterback. Hall of Famer Troy Aikman even suggests this is likely Wentzâ last opportunity to show the league heâs a franchise QB. ...
Kyle Busch could miss race for daughterâs birth, and good for him
Itâs a very cool thing for Trevor Bayne that thereâs a chance heâll get back behind the wheel in NASCARâs Cup Series. Bayne, the Rich Strike-esque winner of the 2011 Daytona 500 on his 20th birthday, is the standby driver if Kyle Buschâs surrogate goes into labor and Busch misses either Darlington t...
True Basketball Crime: Justice for Gary Payton II
It was April 14 at 8:35 Central Time on Tuesday in Memphis, Tennessee when a hardwood crime was reported on the FedExForum floor....
Let's jump the gun on the 2023 QB draft class
The talent pendulum swings between NFL Drafts at a dizzying rate. The 2022 NFL Draft was a mirage in the desert for teams thirsty for a franchise quarterback. Aside from Kenny Pickett and his leprechaun hands, teams distanced themselves from the top signal-callers, who were mocked as first-rounders ...
Draft winners: Ravens, Eagles and yes, the Jets did the most
Round 5 has wrapped up, and all the big names have been plucked off the board and placed onto their future rosters. Quarterbacks fell, punters rose, Chattanooga had a first-round pick â what a weekend itâs been. With a dwindling selection left, we take a look at the winners of this yearâs draft. ...
2022 NFL Draft: A few thoughts on each pick in the first round
The first 10 picks of the NFL Draft are the Oscars in reverse. The biggest honorees are rewarded first. Fans show up and shout insults at the host and bone-rattling contact with Roger Goodell is encouraged....
Is there any real relationship between NFL Combine performance and long-term success?
Every year around this time, football fans get bombarded with numbers, scores, and facts about a playerâs athleticism based on their combine drills. âThis guy ran a sub 4.6 40!â âDid you see so and soâs vertical?â âJoey Donuts over there has enormous hands!â Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Too often t...
Laremy Tunsil is a visionary, turning public shame into NFT gold
One of the unfortunate results of new technology is that a personâs worst moments live on forever on video. Getting beat up used to only live in the memories of the people who witnessed it, but with camera phones, the entire world can now watch someone get clocked on demand. ...
The Mocking 2022 NFL Draft: Which realistic picks would anger their fans the most?
If youâve followed this NFL Draft closely, you know that consensus isnât exactly a thing. Thereâs no quarterback prospect worth lusting over, and even if that wonât stop teams from reaching on one, we wonât have a storyline until Chicago actually drafts Mitch Trubisky with the No. 2 overall pick....
The Colts were a trendy Super Bowl pick last season, this season they want to be a favorite
The Indianapolis Colts were certainly not thrilled with the way that their 2021 season ended. It started in disappointing fashion by losing their first three games. They improved, but still lost twice to division rival Tennessee Titans, including a heartbreaker at home â 34-31 in overtime. Then the ...
Fictional Hooper Bracket: National Championship
Look at the people getting this one right. For all the moronic governors, members of Congress, and former presidents that who been elected but have nothing better to do than make their constituentsâ lives worse â but still win by tapping into those tried-and-true methods of racism, misogyny, homopho...
đ”Now, this is a story all about how the life of Seattle Kraken DJ... is awesomeđ”
The in-stadium experience is what makes going to sporting events fun. The energy that radiates from other fans of your favorite team, the mascotâs antics, and fan interaction through graphics on the jumbotron and the in-stadium camera crew make attending a live sporting event an unforgettable experi...
Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay just cannot get over the Carson Wentz debacle
Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is still feeling the aftershock of the Carson Wentz experiment, weeks after trading the former No. 2 overall pick to Washington. Irsay just canât seem to get past his mistake of trading for Wentz last offseason and how the team fell apart, led by the QB at the end ...
Kareem Abdul-Jabbarâs take on the Will Smith/Chris Rock situation is an outdated view of progress
Sometimes, even the NBAâs all-time leading scorer misses an easy one....
Five trade destinations for DK Metcalf should the Seahawks decide to move on
Itâs been a whirlwind offseason for the Seattle Seahawks and their fanbase, with the potential to get even worse. The team started down the path of rebuilding by trading away Russell Wilson earlier this month. Soon after, rumors began circulating around 24-year-old wide receiver DK Metcalf potential...
Fictional Hooper Bracket: The Elite Eight
Welcome to the Elite Eight of the Fictional Hoopers Tournament. All the fat and sinew (Sandy Lyle and Steve Urkel) have been trimmed, and the characters left are all from powerhouse pictures. No one has been able to knock off either of White Men Canât Jumpâs main characters (celebrated last night at...
