It’s basically the weekend. Ask us stuff! Update (4:07 p.m.): That’s it. Bye!

It’s Friday afternoon and there isn’t much going on. Ask us stuff. Update (5:05 p.m. ET): We’re done! Thanks for chatting.

It’s fuckin’ nice out, come yak with us.

It’s Friday afternoon and we’re just killing time until Laura destroys Barry in one-on-one flip cup. Come hang out with us. (Update: We’re done. Thanks for chatting.)

It’s Friday and we are all working really hard at our jobs and doing our best, but also we’ll be hanging out down here for a while to answer your questions and probably yell about board games with you.

It’s a Friday afternoon in July and literally no one is reading the site. Let’s chat!

It’s Friday and we’re tired after a week spent down in the blog mines, so let’s hang out and chat!

We are now joined by Jason Turbow, whose book Dynastic, Bombastic, Fantastic: Reggie, Rollie, Catfish, and Charlie Finley’s Swingin’ A’s came out today. You can read an excerpt from it right here on Deadspin, and you should also check out his previously published book on baseball’s unwritten rules, The Baseball Codes:…

It’s Friday afternoon, and we’re about ready to call it a week. You probably are too, so come hang.

It’s Friday. Nobody’s working. We’re hanging out in the discussion section below, waiting to answer your questions. Come join us!

It’s a Friday afternoon during the holiday season, so we’re just trying to look busy and we suspect you are too. Come talk shit with us.

You know the deal by now. We’ll be in the comments.

It’s probably the last nice Friday of the year, and we sure as hell don’t want to do anything work-related, so instead let’s chat!

The internet is broken, but this website isn’t, nor is our will to answer questions about potential intrastaff desert-island cannibalism. Ask us stuff below.

You know the drill: Instead of you or us doing any work, let’s chat instead. Ask your questions below.

The weekend is imminent, and we don’t feel like doing much more work. You probably don’t either. In that case, come yak with us in the comments!

It’s Friday afternoon and although we’d rather be napping, The Man demands that we work. We’ll be down in the comments answering whatever questions you have.

It is Friday afternoon and we have to convince our bosses we are still working, so come on down and hang out with us in the comments.

It’s Friday afternoon. We’re not really working, and neither are you. We’ll be hanging out in the discussion section below for a little while; come chat with us.