Two years ago, we scientifically ranked every Christmas song. That remains a helpful reference, but it’s not a…

Hark! The herald bloggers rank the Christmas jams. O come, let us rejoice them.

12. Eleven pipers piping.

NOTE: There are no country music versions on this list, because country music is terrible.

Not to be outdone by their rivals in Houston, who sort of sang the Dreidel Song, the Dallas Mavericks got together…