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Tony Romo tosses credibility out the window for allegiance to Tom BradyTony Romo is a sellout....

Dimitar Berbatov's Arrogant, Curse-Filled Breakdowns Of His Old Goals Are WonderfulMany players have scored more goals than Dimitar Berbatov, but few have scored as many flatly stunning ones, or done so with the flair and insouciance that made nearly every one of his goals legitimately preposterous. It was preposterous that any human body could, as a simple matter of physics, exec...

18 Underrated Beers Last week we published a list of 18 Overrated Beers, featuring the irresponsible and unsubstantiated claim that there exist—right here on this very earth!—people unwilling to trade the middle seven years of their lives for a case of Yuengling. We did this because last week, at least, we were trol...

"Bad British Commentary" Is The Best Way To Watch NASCAR

To be fair, this is also the only way I've watched NASCAR in the last few years. And no, these videos have not yet gotten old. ...

18 Overrated Beers

I take very seriously my role as the Lone Listicler, keeping my own counsel and avoiding the corrupting influences of scuttlebutt and daylight to provide the Beer Internet with its only fair and accurate source of rankings, slander, and bullshit. But I was nervous about this compilation of overrated...

Lacrosse Gets The "Bad British Commentary" Treatment

There may come a day when these videos are no longer funny, but this is not that day. ...

Somebody Let Dirk Nowitzki Have The Microphone Again, And The Results Were <em>Äußerst Komisch</em>

Dirk Nowitzki's occasional stints as a TV analyst have led to catchphrases including "Take Dat With You," which became an unofficial rallying cry for last year's Mavericks. Dirk's grunts and ejaculations are funny, for sure—even if sometimes in a "does my breath smell funny" or "does my car sound ...

Apologies To Andrés Cantor, But Mountain Biking Announcers Are The Craziest

Young Briton Danny Hart obliterated the best downhill mountain bikers by nearly 12 seconds this weekend at the world championships in Champery, Switzerland. Normally, Hart's performance would soon retreat back into the shadow world that is downhill mountain biking. But no. Not this day. Not if com...