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Sad postscript: forced to write Powell's apology letter on a Saturday, his attorney had to miss his daughter's wedding....

The editors for Everyday with Rachael Ray screwed up when they referred to Will in the writer bio as E-M-O-O....

Seems strange that Vince Young is selling Hot Links considering his Wonderlic score resulted in a court order forbidding him from being near an open flame....

What's the difference between Pluto and LeVance Fields' testicles?...

Mike Piazza's pride is marching down Market Street in San Francisco on the last Sunday in June. Naked....

Same thing happened to the guy at the Kansas City regional with an Owen 3:16 sign....

So, since you're a Dukie, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you're paying someone at a less prestigious university to write all this for you....

AU grad-student here, watching the game at MGC on the campus in DC.... this place is going crazy, its almost like Obama was just elected again....

"I played for 7 years in the NFL and took a shit in just one hamper, and guess what people remember me for?"...

This is similar to my idea of improving porno by taking away all the hot chicks and close-up penetration shots and replacing them with tight shots of dudes grimacing while they orgasm....

What if the comment of the week is found here, in the "Comment of the Week"?...

We as a society celebrate people who kill sharks, but when someone uses their internship at the National Aquariam and comes in off hours and attempts to make love to a dolphin, I lose my college scholarship. Hypocrites....

I don't get why the NCAA wouldn't be all over this....

When the best team on your non-conference schedule is Syracuse, and the Orange beat you at home, you're not very good. Kudos to Memphis for finishing the regular season, but likewise I'm undefeated at ping pong down at the MorningWood Convalescence Home and my court mandated community service hours ...

Shoulda been you, Coach K...

This makes perfect sense. Like everyone else who's thousands of years old and ignored by their children, God lives in Arizona....

Anna Rawson's Dyke Complex

Golfer Anna Rawson spoke a little too candidly to an Australian radio station about the state of women's golf and now she's feeling the wrath of an angry Aussie media....

Did You Hear The One About Brady Quinn? (Yes, We All Have)

Ok, no more "Brady Quinn is gay" jokes (unless the post is about Brady Quinn coming out of the closet.) Sooooooo tired. I think Pete will back me up on this....

The FIGJAM commenteth

"After seeing Steve Williams' comments all I could think of was how lucky I am to have a class act like Bones (Mickelson's caddy Jim MacKay) on my bag and representing me." Mickelson's team also refuted the "nice tats" story, saying it was about a European Tour player (my guess: Colin Montgomerie), ...

Vince Wilfork's Wife Has A Few Things She'd Like To Get Off Her Chest...In The Comments

As you all know, things can get a little messy in the comments section below. Cruel insults, ad hominem attacks, spineless cheap shots, etc. are pretty commonplace here and plenty of other online establishments. For most of you, this is done anonymously, behind the safety of an avatar, so you can, f...