Dec 20
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Oct 22
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It’s no secret that the players in the NBA rack up bands during their careers. So, we decided to take a look at…
Oct 14
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The New York Jets’ decision to release Le’Veon Bell Tuesday is not shocking — it made a lot of sense, given the…
Jun 30
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July 1 in baseball is Bobby Bonilla Day, when the Mets pay $1,193,248.20 to their former third baseman, who hasn’t…
Oct 21 2019
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“The minimum investment in a Dinwiddie token is $150,000, and Dinwiddie is offering a maximum of 90 tokens for purchase.” Kevin Arnovitz of ESPN explains Spencer Dinwiddie’s proposed securitization, and crushes your dreams of investing in Dinwiddie tokens.
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Sep 25 2019
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Three weeks into the regular season, Chargers running back Melvin Gordon has ended his holdout and is planning to…
Sep 12 2019
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Spencer Dinwiddie, a cool basketball man, is planning to sell bonds secured by his contract with the Brooklyn Nets…
Sep 2 2019
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While last night brought reports that progress is being made in Ezekiel Elliott’s holdout with the Cowboys, Melvin…
Aug 30 2019
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Feeble elbow-skin sculpture Jerry Jones has ramped up his folksy PR campaign against holdout running back Ezekiel…
Aug 20 2019
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Jerry and Stephen Jones held a press conference Tuesday with Cowboys linebacker Jaylon Smith, who just signed a…
Aug 13 2019
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talked to Jon Machota of The Athletic Tuesday at Cowboys training camp, where the…
Aug 8 2019
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This will be hailed as unselfishness and a team-friendly move, but it’s actually neither of those things: Russell…
Aug 5 2019
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When the news first broke of Tom Brady’s new Patriots contract, it was reported as a two-year extension, running…
Aug 4 2019
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Jaguars defensive end Yannick Ngakoue brought his 11-day holdout to an end on Sunday and reported to training camp…
Jul 31 2019
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The NFL’s current collective bargaining agreement has largely made training camp holdouts a thing of the past. By…
Jun 18 2019
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Quarterback is the one NFL position that has seen consistent, top-of-the-market contract growth in recent years.…
Jun 7 2019
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The Eagles showed they were committed to Carson Wentz in February, when they let Nick Foles take his dick somewhere…
Apr 18 2019
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The conventional wisdom on Russell Wilson’s record-setting contract extension is that it’s a win for both sides.…
Apr 16 2019
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Russell Wilson is now the highest-paid player in NFL history. Just before the midnight (PDT) negotiating deadline…
Apr 10 2019
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Russell Wilson is entering a contract year, and he’s going to get paid. At age 30, Wilson is in the prime of his…