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What do you do if your spouse, an amateur and not very skilled cook, makes a disgusting and possibly lethal “sushi…

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In the abstract—which is to say, if you were an extremely rich person with an army of servants to attend to all but…

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Here was a challenge: my wife had decided to host her staff of 14 in our home for some awful reason. Something to do…

Shit, man. Autumn is officially here. Life sucks now.

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Listen. We are going to form and skewer and grill and eat meat dicks. There’s just no way of obscuring this, so let’s…

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You would think a single AC unit would be sufficient for cooling the sort of diminutive New York City one-bedroom for…

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You should wear gloves while working with hot peppers—even though that seems like an awfully generous concession to…

The tomato sauce that we’re making to go along with turkey meatballs in a couple of meal-planned lunches this week is…

Before this week, I had never eaten rhubarb. This is because I am of the firm belief that any dessert without chocolate…

Summer—it’s here! It’s really, really here! Officially! The calendar says so!

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