The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

3/17/14

4:51 PM

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Mankind's 10 Stages Of Drunkenness, According To Our Best Sportswriter

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7/4/12

11:30 AM

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How To Eat 1 Gallon, 9 Ounces Of Ice Cream In 12 Minutes Without Getting A Headache: The Secrets Of Ed "Cookie" Jarvis

Rob Trucks

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3/6/12

7:03 PM

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42 "Pussy" Shots For £126! An Unscientific Analysis Of The Epic £203,948.80 Bar Tab From A Liverpool Nightclub

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11/14/11

1:10 PM

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Don Johnson, The Champagne King And The Beast Of Blackjack, Has Once Again Punished An Atlantic City Casino

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10/6/11

4:50 PM

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One Armand De Brignac Nebuchadnezzar For Only $100,000! An Unscientific Analysis Of The Zac-Efron-And-Heather-Graham-Inspired Chicago Bar Bill

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7/21/11

6:25 PM

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"Champagne King" Don Johnson Is At It Again, This Time With The U.S. Women's Soccer Team

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6/28/11

6:35 PM

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One Armand De Brignac Midas Bottle For £120,000! An Unscientific Analysis Of An Enormous Johnson's Epic Bar Tab In London

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6/20/11

6:30 PM

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136 Bud Lights For Only $680! An Unscientific Analysis Of The Boston Bruins' Epic Bar Tab From Foxwoods

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5/12/11

7:25 PM

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55 Grey Goose Cocktails For Only $770! An Unscientific Analysis Of The Epic Bar Tab From Tryst In Las Vegas

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4/6/11

7:30 PM

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25 Jager Bombs For Only $223.75 Canadian Dollars! An Analysis Of The Epic Receipt From "The #1 Sports Bar In North America."

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3/1/11

12:21 PM

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Fame And The Perils Of Drinking Beer Through A Straw In Public: A New Round Of Kaner Photos, Analyzed

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9/14/10

7:20 PM

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The Risk You Run When You Try To Become An Oyster-Eating Champion

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5/25/10

5:10 PM

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Photos From The World Poutine-Eating Championship Will Disgust You

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1/23/10

1:45 PM

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BREAKING: NEW BURGER KING IN MIAMI WILL SERVE BEER

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