Dec 14
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Sports broadcasting continues to be an incestuous display of nepotism, and it’s nauseating. At 25 years old, Jac…
Dec 2
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I would love to put Cris Collinsworth’s latest gaffe in the long list of things that have sucked about 2020, but the…
Sep 11 2017
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Things are looking good for the Cowboys. They shellacked the Giants 19-3 in the season opener, just two days after a…
Aug 1 2017
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The Collinsworth arms race has heated up. NBC’s Sunday Night Football has Cris, and as of this afternoon, ESPN’s Sund…
Nov 14 2016
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This right here is the savagest:
Jan 10 2015
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Here is Al Michaels reading a script about Roger Goodell and the recently released Mueller Report—we have…
Nov 15 2013
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Well, if we wanted a National Conversation, we sure do have one now! Last night, Charles Barkley said his piece…
Sep 30 2013
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While waxing on Aqib Talib (who merely shot at someone), Collinsworth apparently had a short-term memory lapse.…
Oct 8 2012
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Cris Collinsworth predicted exactly how this game would end after noticing Jared Gaither lumbering before the…
Dec 15 2011
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Sports Illustrated asked 237 NFL players to name their least favorite commentator. Collinsworth was No. 1, but the…
Nov 7 2011
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We'll get to Cris Collinsworth in a minute, but first let's talk about imperial Rome. Contemporary depictions…
Oct 24 2011
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Because it's too early for flex scheduling to kick in, America was forced to endure yet another nationally…
Oct 17 2011
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Throughout the first three quarters of the Bears-Vikings game last night, Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth…
Oct 3 2011
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Why, yes, of course this is news.
Sep 26 2011
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The Steelers beat the Colts on a field goal in the waning moments last night, and one would think that in such a…
Mar 12 2011
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Tipster Lindsay H. was kind enough to send the link to a USA Today story about Sunday Night Football analyst Cris…
Aug 23 2010
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Can we drop the charade and acknowledge that the only people watching the fourth quarter, third stringers of a…
Nov 21 2009
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Austin Collinsworth, son of Bengals great/awkward commentator Cris Collinsworth, has won the Paul Hornung Award,…
Sep 30 2009
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We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most…
Sep 13 2009
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Don't you hate it when someone digs up an embarrassing, decades-old video of you so the entire world can see what…