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How To Care For A Bleeding Child
I have two children, and they are remarkably adept at hurting themselves. They bash into tables, chairs, doors, shelves, bedposts, pits filled with poisonous spikes, etc. One time my daughter was running around with a mirror, tripped, fell, and put her head through the mirror, shattering it to piece...
ShortCenter: It's All Hands On Deck For Irsay Vs. Manning
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Parents: Don't Put Any Goddamn Candy In The Goodie Bag
I go to a lot of children's birthday parties. These parties are virtually identical. You go to a gym, you take off your kid's shoes, you hand your kid over to the 19-year-old girl making $6 an hour and wearing a bright red or blue shirt with the name of the gym on it (PLAY ZONE! GYMTASTIC! BALLS AND...
ShortCenter: The Giants And The 49ers Are The Same Team, To Judge By ESPN's Buzzwords
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ShortCenter: Adam Schefter Makes Fun Of Rob Lowe, Sources Say
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9 Things I Learned In The Parent Encouragement Program, AKA Shitty Parents Anonymous
The Parent Encouragement Program is a series of classes and workshops that are available to parents living in the D.C. area. The introductory class is free, and so I went a couple of weeks ago, because it didn't cost anything and because I need all the help I can get. The title of the workshop was "...
ShortCenter: The Giants Are Confident, ESPN Says Over And Over And Over
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ShortCenter: Jalen Rose Blames <em>SportsCenter</em>, MTV For JaVale McGee's Showboating
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ShortCenter: Merril Hoge Explains Aaron Rodgers's Very Bad Day
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ShortCenter: Ric Bucher Has Nice Hair, Doubts About The Miami Heat
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Spanish Goalkeeper Allows Four Goals In Six Minutes, Saves Best Fail For Last
Enaut Zubikarai, the goalkeeper for Real Sociedad, had a very terrible Tuesday evening. Playing in the Copa del Rey's round of 16, Zubikarai allowed Mallorca to score six goals in the first 60 minutes, and Real Sociedad lost, 6-1. This particular moment of utter failure was Mallorca's fourth goal ...
ShortCenter: Herm Edwards Displays His Wisdom, Socks
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ShortCenter: Matt Millen And Robert Smith Solve All Of College Football's Problems
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ShortCenter: The Denver Broncos' Big Win, Reduced To Buzzwords
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ShortCenter: How Many ESPNers Does It Take To Tell Us Penn State Has A New Coach?
Eight. Eight ESPNers....
ShortCenter: Jalen Rose Does Some Method Acting To Discuss LeBron's Post Game
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ShortCenter: Michigan's Kicker Was Thinking About "Brunette Girls" Before His Game-Winner
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ShortCenter: ESPN Shows Us Its Tail Lights
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This Guy Died This Year: Bil Keane, Comics Paterfamilias
Bil Keane was known, among his fellow professional cartoonists, as a funny, funny man. His life's work, in The Family Circus, was to hide that fact from as many people as possible. Day after day, decade after decade, The Family Circus delivered the mildest gags imaginable—observational humor minus t...
ShortCenter Special: The Best Of Herm Edwards Being Completely Unhinged
Or maybe the worst. Either way, Herm Edwards has certainly set himself apart from the rest of the SportsCenter gang with his firm convictions, bizarre tangents, and generally unhinged behavior. Here is a collection of some primo Herm moments from his SportsCenter appearances this fall....