Here's an RSVP posted on Reddit this morning, in which Peyton Manning regretfully declined to attend a fan's wedding. Such a polite young man!

Fan asks for a retweet "for wanting Bettman dead." The Blackhawks' Dave Bolland retweets him.

Your morning roundup for April 20, the day we started buying all of our heroin on Craigslist.

These are previously unseen photos of Patrick Kane and a pair of fellow Blackhawks celebrating with the Stanley Cup last summer. To be clear, there is absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating the greatest accomplishment in the sport, and they can't be criticized (except perhaps for drinking Bud Light out of the…