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Deadspin Classic: Madness, Glory, And The Self-Correcting Aneurysm
Four years ago, in the World Cup final, France's Zinedine Zidane defended the honor of his whore sister and ended his career in an unimaginably bizarre fashion. Afterward, David Hirshey bid a sad adieu....

David Hirshey Is Your World Cup Historian, Not Your World Cup Closer
David Hirshey wrote regularly for this site about soccer for two years before selling us out to write a terrific book for ESPN. He talked to Emeritus about the book, the World Cup and mustaches....

Hirshey: The Gulf Is Closing, But Not THAT Quickly
David Hirshey is the former soccer expert around these parts and one of the world-famous Soccer Jews. He talked to me, Emeritus, about yesterday's U.S. soccer loss to Brazil....

One More Special Message To Go
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Well, until today, anyway....

Weep Not For John Terry
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

The EPL Season Ends ... And Look Who Called It!
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Congrats, Sigh, To Uncle Avram
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Chelsea Might Really Pull This Thing Off
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

The Zen-Like Qualities Of An Own Goal
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Becks: Shalom, Brother
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Man U Rubs It In
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

The Real Reason Arsenal Crapped Out
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Arsenal Gets Its Bear Stearns On
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

It Can Be Told: Spitzer Dribbled Before He Shot
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

To Kinsale With Love
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer...

Win One For The Gimper
Is there anything more gratifying than having people take action after reading something you've written? God dictated the Ten Commandments to Moses and we've been breaking them ever since. Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to a church door and kicked off the Protestant Reformation. And I wrote a li...

A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Arsenal's Limpness, And Rationalization
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Remembering ManU, Then And Now
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....