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To Kinsale With Love
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer...

Win One For The Gimper
Is there anything more gratifying than having people take action after reading something you've written? God dictated the Ten Commandments to Moses and we've been breaking them ever since. Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to a church door and kicked off the Protestant Reformation. And I wrote a li...

A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Arsenal's Limpness, And Rationalization
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Remembering ManU, Then And Now
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Ashley Cole Is A Charmer
David Hirshey writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin....

Mourning An Arsenal Defeat
David Hirshey writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin....

All Hail The Loathsome Ronaldo
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

One Man's Very Special 25th Birthday
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

ManU's Very High Ankle Sprains
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. This column would have run Monday, but no one was reading the site on Monday....

Nailing 'Em In The Swingers
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Meet The Brand New Face Of English Soccer
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

A Full Weekend Of Losing
David Hirshey writes regular for Deadspin about soccer....

Welcome Newcastlers!
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

The Only English Coach For World Cup 2010
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

The Jews Bail Out The Brits
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Bicyclists Who Don't Date Olsen Twins
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Fabregasted!
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Let's just say I was due. If Martina Hingis had wandered onto my London flight naked and slathered in Toblerone, rocking a gram of cocaine and offering to induct me into her Mile High Club, I still would have been due. It wasn't even the hour...

Others Must Fail
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. I can't remember whether it was Gore Vidal or Big Daddy Drew who first uttered the line, "it's not enough to succeed, others must fail." I can't even remember who he was referring to, but I like to imagine it was my Spurs friend Relegation Zo...