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North Carolina Likes To Keep The Good Seats Reserved For Fans That Sparkle
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The Sideline Princess Doesn't Like It When Grown Men Yell
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Whatever You Do, Don't Let Go
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The One Where The Vikings Let Us Know Their Players Did Not Bone Underage Girls
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW)...

Frank Beamer Thinks Somebody's Taking A Photo Of Him
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Shopping Reminder: Get Your Chicago Pants Party Tickets Today!
If you're planning on joining AJ Daulerio, live blogger extraordinaire Matt Sussman, myself, and a cast of dozens at the May 23 Deadspin Pants Party in Chicago, you really should get your tickets soon. [Details/Payment]...

Hockey Games Bring Out The Drunk Muppets
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Cynthia Rodriguez Seems To Have Her Hands Full
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What Exactly Is Being Measured Here?
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Eddie Hightower Finds The Nexus Of The Universe In Champaign
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This Is Why You Go To Florida For Spring Training
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The Audacity Of Gulp: President Obama Enjoys A Frosty Beverage At Wizards Game
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Chad Gaudin Is The Amish Rifle
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Spike Lee Will Help Out On Double-Teams Whenever He Can
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This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
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Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
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CC Sabathia Smuggles Small Child Into Spring Training
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To Watch Tonight
What to watch as you turn the tables on your would-be mugger by stabbing him to death like the badass you are ......

We Have To Ask
Suggested questions for Monday's ESPN SportsNation chatters ......

This Man Is An Elite Athlete
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