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Hope. Change. Buzzsaw Tattoos.
This is the Mighty Jim Cooke sketch of what will be placed on my upper right buttock very soon. No red birds, no shooting flames — just buzzsaw....

No, It's Not Real Pee, Officer -- It's My Artistic Interpretation Of The Eagles' Performance In NFC Championship Games
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If You Want To Crown 'Em, Then Crown Their A--
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Congratulations, Buzzsaw
Can't say that this isn't a massive disappointment for both Donovan McNabb and my skin, but the scrappy Arizona Cardinals did what the scrappy Arizona Cardinals do, I guess. So did the Eagles, unfortunately....

The One With The Sorority Girl With The Poop On Her Leg
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The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Philadelphia Eagles
Donovan McNabb is two wins away from redemption. The only thing that can stop him is a tiny red bird....

Officially Closing The Book On Another Holiday Season
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The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Arizona Cardinals
So, the game is only four days away. It seems it's time to start getting a bit more serious about this....

You've Got To Keep The Biscuit In The Basket
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Kyle Vanden Bosch Seeks To Possess Your Soul
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Did Mickey Rourke Juice Up For 'The Wrestler'?
I saw The Wrestler on Sunday, the feel-good hit of 2009 that makes steroids fun again. And speaking of steroids, rumor has it that Mickey Rourke took a lot of them....

Berman's Not Late, It's The World That's Early
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The NFC Championship Subplot May Be More Entertaining Than The Actual Game
Yes, I know 95% of the football-watching population is disappointed that two 9-win teams are meeting in the NFC Championship game. Two of us are happy....

That'll Be All, New York; Nighty Night
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All I Wanna Do Is Zoom-A-Zoom-Zoom And a Poom-Poom
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The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
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It's Always The Clarinet Section That Suffers Most
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One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
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Hey You Kids! Doh!
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Hey, $%&*@!? Hands Off The Sweater Vest, Mack
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