Here Are Your Worst Prom Hookup Failures

5/09/14 11:13am

Once upon a time at this fair site, we ran a series of posts entitled Drunken Hookup Failure, chronicling sordid tales of young lust gone horribly awry. Today, we've decided to bring DHF back for a special prom-themed edition. Here now are some of our readers' very worst prom failures.

Stripper Boyfriends Are The Worst Boyfriends

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By John Denver!

12/21/12 5:10pm

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Cockblocked By Grandpappy!

12/14/12 5:30pm

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Cockblocked By Creationism!

12/07/12 3:50pm

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Cockblocked By Joe Mauer!

11/16/12 5:50pm

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Cockblocked At Coachella!

11/02/12 2:55pm

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Another Horrible Way Friends Cockblock One Another

10/19/12 6:03pm

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Cockblocked By The Lord!

10/12/12 4:45pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked In The Big Easy!

10/05/12 4:15pm

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Hooking Up At Night In Central Park Is Every Bit As Foolish As You'd Expect

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Cockblocked by Purell!

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Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!

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Cockblocked by Hot Wings!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!

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Summer Camp Blowjob Follies!

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Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Jack Dickey

We're running dry on Drunken Hookup Failure submissions, so please send your tales our way. Email drew@deadspin.com.

Failure At The Mile High Club

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.