Once upon a time at this fair site, we ran a series of posts entitled Drunken Hookup Failure, chronicling sordid tales…

Stripper Boyfriends Are The Worst Boyfriends

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By John Denver!

Drew Magary

12/21/12 5:10PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase two heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Grandpappy!

Drew Magary

12/14/12 5:30PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Creationism!

Drew Magary

12/07/12 3:50PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Joe Mauer!

Drew Magary

11/16/12 5:50PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase two heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked At Coachella!

Drew Magary

11/02/12 2:55PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Another Horrible Way Friends Cockblock One Another

Drew Magary

10/19/12 6:03PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By The Lord!

Drew Magary

10/12/12 4:45PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked In The Big Easy!

Drew Magary

10/05/12 4:15PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Hooking Up At Night In Central Park Is Every Bit As Foolish As You'd Expect

Drew Magary

9/28/12 3:10PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked by Purell!

Drew Magary

9/21/12 5:15PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!

Drew Magary

9/14/12 4:45PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked by Hot Wings!

Drew Magary

9/07/12 4:45PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!

Drew Magary

8/31/12 4:10PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Summer Camp Blowjob Follies!

Drew Magary

8/24/12 4:54PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!

Drew Magary

8/17/12 4:40PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Jack Dickey

8/10/12 5:14PM

We're running dry on Drunken Hookup Failure submissions, so please send your tales our way. Email drew@deadspin.com.

Failure At The Mile High Club

Drew Magary

7/27/12 4:40PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident

Drew Magary

7/20/12 5:20PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…