NOOO. Buddy, you can’t do that. It’ll earn you an ejection every time, and shared pain among many, many men.
Celtics fans are hoping Marcus Smart is the next Kevin Garnett, and if this blast to Matt Bonner's nuts is any proof, the rookie is already embracing some of KG's finishing moves. This one, in particular, finished Smart's night; he earned the ejection, and Boston fell 101-89 to the Spurs.
Tonight, college football gave us a horrendous punt and punch to the dick, all in one game. Thanks, college football.
Despite Serge Ibaka's dick punch, Blake Griffin was not seriously injured.