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DNCE Stands For "Destroyed Nearby Crowd's Ears"Move over, Aloe Blacc. There’s a new worst NBA All-Star-related musical performance, and it’s this hilariously off-key appearance by Joe Jonas....

Just Elect Keith Ellison AlreadyThe race for Democratic National Committee chair has been going on for, it seems, a thousand years. It should mercifully conclude this month. If the Democrats are not idiots, they will give it to Keith Ellison, and move on to doing things of actual importance. ...

Communists' DNC Flag-Burning Interrupted By DeSean Jackson FanboyThe Revolutionary Communist Party and First Amendment pioneer Gregory Johnson staged a flag burning outside the Democratic National Convention today, only to find a Philadelphia Eagles fan taking objection to their attempt at free-speech fulmination....

Chris Christie Blew $82,594 With MetLife Vendor But Can't Find Receipts

This started with an easy question. How did Chris Christie blow more than $80,000 in less than two years on concessions at MetLife Stadium?...

Joe Biden Was Ecstatic When He Learned We Finally Got A College Football Playoff

We take a rare excursion away from sports today, as this screencap is simply too good not to post. The Vice President delivered a rousing acceptance speech for his re-nomination last night in Charlotte, though it's unclear exactly why he felt it necessary to do the Joker routine....

Maryland Fan Sets A High Bar For Memorable Tournament-Time Hair Styles

Maryland won more than their first-round ACC Tourney game against N.C. State 75-67 tonight. They also roared ahead in the "Fan With Most Totally Dope Hairstyle" rankings....