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Hair Of The Dong: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
I know you were worried, but rest assured, here is your weekly dong fix. We get things started this week with a submission from none other than Dong Curator Emeritus, Brian Hickey. In his own words: "This is actually a hair on my bathroom wall. The fuck did that happen?" Please remember to support ...

Free Willy 2 Features An Unexpected Co-Star: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Welcome back to best almost-dong feature on the internet. Today we've got some new interpretations, along with some classics. Up first, thanks to @sadbasementtalk, we have Time Warner's synopsis of Free Willy 2. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. ...

You May Fire When Ready: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
It's Saturday, so that can mean only one thing: things that kind of look like dicks! Enjoy our first image, a canon packing some serious heat, courtesy of Wethy. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. ...

It's Raining Dongs, Hallelujah: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Welcome back to the best in unintentional dongs. We have quite the assortment this week so do come inside. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department. Our lead unintentional dong today comes from reader Nicholas who snapped this shot of a dong raindrop-inspired chande...

Just In Time For Titanic 3D, It's An Iceberg Phallus: The Week In Unintentional Dongs
Well, well, well. We meet again for some pseudo-dongage. Strap in for the ride of your lives couple minutes or so on a Saturday. Our first submission is from Adam. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department....

Turns Out George Clooney Was Not The Biggest Cock In <i>Ocean's Eleven</i>: The Week In Unintentional Dongs
Welcome back to Unintentional Dong Submissions: Weekend Edition. Here are this week's everyday occurences that struck you, the reader, as phalluses. Phalli? Whatever. This one, the floor plan for the Bellagio in Ocean's Eleven comes courtesy of Mike. Be sure to send in any would-be penises to the t...

A Beta-Carotene Injection: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Fear not, dong lovers. Everyone's favorite Freudian Rorschach test is still here, we're just doing it on the weekends now. So, please, keep submitting all those gems, like this virile taproot submitted by reader Lars....

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
This week, we start with a celebration of creative vandalism. Tipster George H. will take it from there: "My son told me someone painted a dong on the St. Pete High student parking lot. The school then went out and covered the graffiti up with blacktop, resulting in the attached Google image shot o...

ESPN Had Another Headline Issue Today, And This One Included The Word "Gook"
Here's how the headline to this story looked early Saturday morning on ESPN's Soccernet site. We actually got a tip about it from Andy W, but dismissed it because we'd never heard of Lee Dong-Gook and figured ESPN had Westernized the order of his name (in other words, that his given name was Lee an...

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Brian M. has the honor of kicking this week's submissions collection off. This, because he offers the unique internal-dong image. "This is a radiograph (x-ray) of a canine that was administrated a radiopaque liquid. That is the unintentional dong that you will see. The patient had no medical issues...

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Tipster Lauren C. seems like as good a place as any to start this week's dongphoria. As she explains, "My friend is an elementary school teacher and this is a picture of what she confiscated from a boy in her class. He told her it was Yoda with a light saber."...

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Here is Rex's gross anatomy teacher. He's trying to draw a pancreas. "This is now dubbed by our dental school class 'the pancrenis.'" Because Rex and his classmates are naughty aspiring dentists, oh yes they are....

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Imagine, if you will, that you got into a bar fight in Grand Rapids, Mich....

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
This week's dong-submission cavalcade starts with Kent B.'s folks's Irish Wolfhound. His name is Presley. He's a good pooch....

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Nick S. is a space nerd, ok. He was surfing NASA.gov "for a new background for my desktop. After a few days, I realized my selection, the Reflection Nebula, looks like a schvantz of cosmic proportions. The dark part of the photo is a cold cloud of gas and cosmic dust so dense that it blocks all lig...

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
It seems have if unintentional dongs have now infiltrated the medicinal world. Here, Joel S. provides a festering diddy from a Mucinex commercial....

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Happy 2012 to all ye unintentional-dong seekers. Let's start with Russ A. who was kind enough to share an image of "a Lego piece that came with my son's Millennium Falcon set. Princess Leia seems impressed." Totally. What's more impressive is that Millennium Falci are still being sold. Side note: D...

Sunderland's Ji Dong-Won Delivers Last-Second Winning Goal, Then Makes Out With A Fan
Sunderland continued a giant-killing weekend in the English Premier League by stunning Manchester City in the final seconds of stoppage time with a goal by Ji Dong-Won....

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions
Hope the Christmas weekend treated erbody from altar boys lucky enough to grab the Mass that lands a big tip to nihilists who torched candy canes on principle (or lack thereof) well. This week's roundup, as expected, was littered with some holiday imagery. Like Mark J.C.'s, who sent this "Merry Xma...

The Attorney For The Lady Suing Monta Ellis Will Not Let You See The Dong Shot Ellis Allegedly Texted Her
"The only reason we showed it to the press was so they would know we were serious," attorney Burt Boltuch told me. "No. I don't want it out there in the media." I told him we did this kind of thing here. Didn't change his mind....