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Great Moments In Bedroom Pratfalls
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Cockblocked On St. Patrick's Day!
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Cockblocked By Cancer!
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How Drunk Football Fans Used To Get Their World Series Fix
Yeah, we're a pretty spoiled bunch these days. Smartphones and tablet computers allow us to catch real-time video wherever we are. It wasn't so easy back in 1986. If life, the universe, and everything decided that two of your favorite teams just had to play on the same night, you had some big deci...

Great Moments In Group Sex Failure
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Cockblocked By Kim Jong Il!
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And Now Irish Pubs Have Caught Linsanity
Lansdowne Road in Dublin is the home of Irish Rugby. Hell's Kitchen in NYC was home to an Irish Pub named Lansdowne Road. Until Linsanity gripped the nation, that is. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you New York City's first Asian-American-Irish Pub. Slìnte! [ANIMALNewYork]...

Cockblocked By Pop Geography Quizzes!
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The Sad Story Of The Sorority Girl, The Scrappy Guard, And The Law That Came Between Them
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John Dennis Says ESPN's Ryen Russillo Is A "Stumbling Drunk Alcoholic" [UPDATE]
A longtime Boston media beef came to another head last night, one which has WEEI broadcasting personality John Dennis blasting ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Show co-host Ryen Russillo as an alcoholic and alleging Russillo was forcibly ejected from ESPN's own Super Bowl party....

Cockblocked By Blood!
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A Man In Minnesota Could Face DWI Charges After Crashing A Zamboni Into The Boards
Brian Dornstreich, a youth hockey coach in Apple Valley, Minn., noticed something right away about the local rink attendant Monday night: His eyes were red, and his breath smelled like Red Bull. "He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks," Dornstreich told the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. At...

Cockblocked By Racial Stereotypes!
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Cockblocked By Gum!
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Unknown Philly Sports Radio Guy Pulls Celebrity Card, Punches Cab Driver To Avoid $5 Fare
Never heard of Tom Byrne? You mean, you didn't know he hosts a nighttime show on one of Philly's sports-talk radio stations? Come on. What's wrong with you? You're seriously not aware he's been described as "undoubtedly an up-and-coming sports radio personality"? No way. Really? Tom Byrne is a pret...

Great Moment In Naked Condom Runs
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Drunk Chick Punches Cab Driver, Plays "American With Disabilities" Card
The words that Kristin "Krazii" Beriau used to describe herself on her soon-to-be-privatized Facebook page are as follows: "i dont give a FUCK wat anyone thinks of me cuz i no im fabolous, i love to party and chill, im friendly and sometimes a bitch, sexy, KRAZII, and above all, i am a dime....some...

Cockblocked By Cam Newton!
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Never Hook Up In A Bunk Bed
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Good Lord, These FIU Fans Are Drunk
ESPN has a Beef 'O'Brady's Bowl crowd mic in the middle of a section of enthusiastic FIU fans. Here's that audio channel isolated during a controversial spot in the second half of a tied football game. Eventually the fans stop using language entirely and start communicating in grunts. [ESPN]...