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Cockblocked By Phish!
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Did Patrick Kane Have A Two-Day Hangover? (UPDATE)
Patrick Kane missed Blackhawks practice Monday and Tuesday with "flulike symptoms." The team wouldn't elaborate, but flulike symptoms might consist of nausea, vomiting, chills, aches, weakness, diarrhea. What else could cause those? Maybe, just maybe, throwing down at a Chicago bar on Sunday....
Adventures In Pant Stuffing!
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Cockblocked By The Hoff!
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Cockblocked By Daughtry!
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Cockblocked By Your Own Psyche!
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Adventures In Accidental Anal Intercourse
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Cockblocked By A Ferret!
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Cockblocked By Skidmarks!
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Do NOT Put Aqua Velva On Your Genitals
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My Asian Roommate Stole My Handjob!
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This Is How The MLS Champion Colorado Rapids Drunkenly Celebrate Victory
By bar-hopping in costumes. And they let a writer from the Denver MetroMix tag along for the celebration. Well, some of it. Then he was summarily kicked off the party bus. I'm shocked Patrick Kane didn't crash the festivities. [MetroMix]...
“My Pussy Is Like Steel!” And Other Things You Hear During Sex
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Cockblocked By A Salad-Tossing Cow!
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Cockblocked by Mario Manningham! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE
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Cockblocked by Imagined Transgenderism! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE
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Cockblocked In The Car Hole! GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE
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Cockblocked By Old Yeller. GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE
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GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE: Inadvertent Irish Brawl Edition!
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GREAT MOMENTS IN DRUNKEN HOOKUP FAILURE: The Saddest Hookup In the World
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