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The Titanic Of Failed Hookup Stories [Very NSFW]
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"I Will Give You 5 Blowjobs If You Take Me To See <em>Brokeback Mountain</em>," She Said
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Cockblocked By The Dreaded Hanger-On
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Cockblocked By Asthma!
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Pussyblocked By Your College Major!
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Cops Will Steal Your Girlfriend!
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Cockblocked By A Washing Machine!
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Getting Lost While Drunk Is The Best Way To Get Lost
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Fun With 69ing Failures
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Czech Women Will Use You As A Bodyguard
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Cockblocked By The SDSU Aztec!
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It’s Always More Fun When When It’s Your Wife Vomiting
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Great Moments In Bedroom Pratfalls
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Cockblocked On St. Patrick's Day!
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Cockblocked By Cancer!
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Great Moments In Group Sex Failure
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Cockblocked By Kim Jong Il!
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Cockblocked By Pop Geography Quizzes!
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The Sad Story Of The Sorority Girl, The Scrappy Guard, And The Law That Came Between Them
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Cockblocked By Blood!
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