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Cockblocked by Hot Wings!
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Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!
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Summer Camp Blowjob Follies!
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Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!
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Throwing Up Dip And Learning About Blowjobs: Deadspin's Notes On Summer Camp
I went to Camp Deerhorn in Rhinelander, Wis., every summer for the majority of my adolescence. It was an awesome camp. We got to fire guns. We got to shoot arrows. We got to go on horseback rides. (I’ve never shit my pants with more direct force than the first time I was on a horse and it went from ...

Failure At The Mile High Club
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Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident
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Presenting One Of History's Great Walks Of Shame
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Dogs Are Not Your Manhood's Best Friend
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The Titanic Of Failed Hookup Stories [Very NSFW]
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"I Will Give You 5 Blowjobs If You Take Me To See <em>Brokeback Mountain</em>," She Said
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Cockblocked By The Dreaded Hanger-On
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Cockblocked By Asthma!
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Pussyblocked By Your College Major!
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Cops Will Steal Your Girlfriend!
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Cockblocked By A Washing Machine!
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Getting Lost While Drunk Is The Best Way To Get Lost
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Fun With 69ing Failures
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Czech Women Will Use You As A Bodyguard
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Cockblocked By The SDSU Aztec!
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