Oct 17 2011
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There is a special moment in the news cycle during which outlets report on things that are not happening, but that…
Sep 8 2011
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Dec 21 2010
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The following comprises actual phrases from actual stories written about a quarterback who last night performed the…
Dec 21 2010
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Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
Oct 12 2010
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Care to read a Favre-free and largely dickless Deadspin? Click here. H/T commenter BloggyMcBlogBlog
Oct 12 2010
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In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Monday Night Football production…
Sep 13 2010
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"How does Alex Barron have a job in football, other than selling beer in the stands?" Peter King tweeted yesterday…
Sep 1 2010
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His eyes have been a little dry lately, and he's probably going to get them checked out. Other than that, he's cool.…
Aug 18 2010
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Brett Favre held a press conference today to officially announce he was returning to the Vikings for one more failed…
Aug 17 2010
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Brett Favre is on a plane that is possibly headed towards Minnesota. The muffled shouting you hear is Tarvaris…
May 24 2010
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Peter King, May 3: "I'm finished predicting what he'll do..." Peter King, today: "I fully expect, as does any…
May 3 2010
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Here's Peter King, instantly forgetting what he thought he thought: "I'm finished predicting what he'll do, because…
Jan 29 2010
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From the same Vikings radio team that brought you "This is not Detroit, man" comes this swaggering bit of audio,…
Jan 26 2010
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There are two noble conventions of football journalism that will fall by the wayside should Brett Favre elect to sit…
Jan 25 2010
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Dec 4 2009
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The Minneapolis Star Tribune is already pimping a book about "American institution" Brett Favre's first season in…
Oct 1 2009
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"ESPN, says spokesman Mike Soltys, will announce that on next Monday's broadcast of its ESPN2 SportsNation (5 p.m.…
Sep 5 2009
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Say what you will about the morality issues tied in with Mike Vick's return to the NFL, but perhaps it is another…
Sep 1 2009
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As noted earlier, Brett Favre launched himself in the direction of Eugene Wilson's cruciate ligaments last night —…