There is a special moment in the news cycle during which outlets report on things that are not happening, but that…

First, he showed up at a Packers practice dressed in a Favre jersey and apparently signed a few autographs, which,…

The following comprises actual phrases from actual stories written about a quarterback who last night performed the…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

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In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Monday Night Football production…

"How does Alex Barron have a job in football, other than selling beer in the stands?" Peter King tweeted yesterday…

His eyes have been a little dry lately, and he's probably going to get them checked out. Other than that, he's cool.…

Brett Favre held a press conference today to officially announce he was returning to the Vikings for one more failed…

Brett Favre is on a plane that is possibly headed towards Minnesota. The muffled shouting you hear is Tarvaris…

Peter King, May 3: "I'm finished predicting what he'll do..." Peter King, today: "I fully expect, as does any…

Here's Peter King, instantly forgetting what he thought he thought: "I'm finished predicting what he'll do, because…

From the same Vikings radio team that brought you "This is not Detroit, man" comes this swaggering bit of audio,…

There are two noble conventions of football journalism that will fall by the wayside should Brett Favre elect to sit…

"This is not Detroit, man — THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL!" Poor guys. [SI.com/Via ExtraMustard

The Minneapolis Star Tribune is already pimping a book about "American institution" Brett Favre's first season in…

"ESPN, says spokesman Mike Soltys, will announce that on next Monday's broadcast of its ESPN2 SportsNation (5 p.m.…

Say what you will about the morality issues tied in with Mike Vick's return to the NFL, but perhaps it is another…

As noted earlier, Brett Favre launched himself in the direction of Eugene Wilson's cruciate ligaments last night —…