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Recently Promoted Spanish Soccer Club Renamed As Flat Earth FCAfter earning promotion to the Spanish fourth flight division, the club formerly known as Mostoles Balompie got a complete rebrand from president Javi Poves and was renamed Flat Earth FC. Poves confirmed in a video statement that the change was intended to support one of the dumbest fringe beliefs:...

Celtics Draft Outspoken Round-Earther, Move One Step Closer To Post-Kyrie Irving FutureThe Boston Celtics used the 22nd pick in the first round of Thursday night’s NBA draft to select first-team All-American Grant Williams from Tennessee. Williams is a skilled, undersized forward and the son of a NASA safety engineer. I mention his parentage because being privy to mom’s insider knowle...

Kyrie Irving Is Sorry For Ironically(?) Perpetuating The Flat Earth TheoryBoston Celtics guard Kyrie Irving has something of a confession: He was not totally serious about being a big-time flat Earth guy, even though he spent a lot of time playing the part of a fake-deep intellectual. At a panel today, Kyrie blamed an algorithm-fueled YouTube binge for his incorrect belie...

Kyrie Irving: "I’m Not Against Anyone That Thinks The Earth Is Round"<em></em>

“I mean, history has shown even back then, our biggest scholars did think the Earth was flat.”...