The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Conquering The Carolina Reaper Requires Self-Deceit, Milk, And A Lot Of Barf

4/23/19 10:29AM

Yahoo Sports Columnist Pat Forde Cooked And Ate This Mess

2/14/19 10:11PM

Isn't The Super Bowl Supposed To Be Fun?

Megan Greenwell

1/31/19 10:30AM

You And I Are Eating Too Much Chicken

10/02/18 2:30PM

Cynthia Nixon's Bagel Order Is Fine

9/11/18 12:59PM

Behold, Tomato Time Is Suddenly Upon You

The Cotton Candy Hot Dog Will Kill Us All

6/26/18 12:42PM

An Extremely Mild And Pointless Defense Of Raisins

Let’s Revisit Anthony Bourdain’s Hilariously Disastrous Trip To Romania

Patrick Redford

Anthony Bourdain Was Who I Wish I Was

Don Cherry's Daily Sandwich Shouldn't Exist

$5.45 Plus Tax Is Way Too Much For A Hot Dog

Barry Petchesky

5/16/18 11:46AM

Sure, Eat Pizza Sauce With A Spoon

Megan Greenwell

Don't Cook Chicken In A Fucking Dishwasher

Turn Your Mango Into A Delicious Hedgehog, And Conquer It At Last

Various Trader Joe’s Foodstuffs, Ranked

The Banana Has What It Takes To Defeat Gatorade

Nick Zarzycki

It Only Takes One Person To Raise The Volume In A Restaurant

The Fat Is The Best Part

Put The Mushrooms In Butter And Then Put The Mushrooms On Toast

2/16/18 12:37PM

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