The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

7/23/19

2:31 PM

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What Fast Food Makes The Best Leftovers?

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4/23/19

10:29 AM

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Conquering The Carolina Reaper Requires Self-Deceit, Milk, And A Lot Of Barf

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2/14/19

10:11 PM

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Yahoo Sports Columnist Pat Forde Cooked And Ate This Mess

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1/31/19

10:30 AM

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Deadcast1/31/19

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Isn't The Super Bowl Supposed To Be Fun?

Megan Greenwell

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10/2/18

2:30 PM

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You And I Are Eating Too Much Chicken

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9/11/18

12:59 PM

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Politics9/11/18

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Cynthia Nixon's Bagel Order Is Fine

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8/20/18

2:47 PM

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Behold, Tomato Time Is Suddenly Upon You

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6/26/18

12:42 PM

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The Cotton Candy Hot Dog Will Kill Us All

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6/12/18

2:42 PM

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An Extremely Mild And Pointless Defense Of Raisins

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6/8/18

3:47 PM

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Let’s Revisit Anthony Bourdain’s Hilariously Disastrous Trip To Romania

Patrick Redford

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6/8/18

3:24 PM

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Anthony Bourdain Was Who I Wish I Was

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5/31/18

5:01 PM

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Don Cherry's Daily Sandwich Shouldn't Exist

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5/16/18

11:46 AM

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$5.45 Plus Tax Is Way Too Much For A Hot Dog

Barry Petchesky

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5/15/18

2:20 PM

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Sure, Eat Pizza Sauce With A Spoon

Megan Greenwell

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5/9/18

5:08 PM

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Don't Cook Chicken In A Fucking Dishwasher

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4/24/18

2:42 PM

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Turn Your Mango Into A Delicious Hedgehog, And Conquer It At Last

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4/20/18

5:06 PM

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Various Trader Joe’s Foodstuffs, Ranked

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4/2/18

3:04 PM

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The Banana Has What It Takes To Defeat Gatorade

Nick Zarzycki

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3/23/18

4:50 PM

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It Only Takes One Person To Raise The Volume In A Restaurant

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2/27/18

2:18 PM

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The Fat Is The Best Part

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