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Sports Crimes, Ranked
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Christ, It’s The "Creamy Vs. Crunchy Peanut Butter" Debate Again
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NFL Playoff Bonuses Are A Fucking Disgrace
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More Cops Should Smoke Weed
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Why Do NBA Teams Tank So Damn Much?
Before you head off to the airport and discover newfound levels of hatred for your fellow man, a quick programming note: I am off for the next week, which means half of this week and half of next week, because having Christmas and New Year's both fall on a Thursday makes everything weird. Anyway,...

What's The Worst State In The Union To Get Drunk In?
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TCU Got Screwed, And That's The Point
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Down With Pizza Shaming
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Help! My Cat Wants A Handjob!
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Stop The Jihad Against Presidential Facial Hair
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What's The Age Cutoff For Wearing Your Hat Backwards?
Hey, are you in East Stroudsburg, Pa., tonight? Of course you are. FACT: Roughly 90 percent of Gawker Media readers live within a 0.2-mile radius of East Stroudsburg, Pa. Anyway, if you're around, I'm speaking to the youngs over at East Stroudsburg University tonight at 7:30. It's open to th...

Foods That Taste Good But Aren’t Shitty For You: A Matrix
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Yes, It’s OK To Hate Russell Wilson
Before we get to the Funbag, I think the time has come for a treasury of GREAT MOMENTS IN BEING CAUGHT MASTURBATING. So if you have a tale of getting apprehended with your pants down, send it my way. On to your letters…...

What If Tom Brady Gets Ebola?
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The Case Against Flushing At A Urinal
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Don't Have Kids? Don't Go To The Pumpkin Patch.
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Crustless Sandwiches Will Destroy America
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Could You Date A 9/11 Truther?
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