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Children’s Ages, Ranked
I think it’s about time we started previewing some shitty NFL teams, no? That’s right: The WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS series boots up again this month, which is good, because these teams are suckier than ever. If you wanna send in a rant about why your team sucks (emphasis on YOUR team … don’t send me some...
What Happens If Someone Dies During The Hot Dog Eating Contest?
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How To Hate Steph Curry
I went to my kid’s kindergarten class a week ago to be the “Mystery Person” for the day. This is a thing where, once a week, one of the parents shows up unannounced and talks to the class about what they do for a living. So I go in and explain my job to the class (in the vaguest possible terms, sinc...
Should Every Baseball Field Be Exactly The Same Shape?
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The Great Jameis Winston Whitewashing
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What If Roger Goodell Were President?
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Cutting Down Nets Is Stupid
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Jim Boeheim Is The NCAA’s Favorite Kind Of Shitbag
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Things That Are The Worst, Ranked
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Russell Wilson’s Ball-Bread Is Fucking Weird
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Please Don’t Post Open-Casket Photos On Facebook
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How To Dump A Friend
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Why Nationwide Loves Its Dead-Kid Ad
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