The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

The Phillies' Leadoff Problem Is Compounding Their Even Larger Bryce Harper Problem

Bryce Harper Ejected For Arguing Balls And Strikes, Once Again Goes Apeshit

4/22/19 11:16PM

Report: Gabe Kapler Failed To Report Underage Girl's Assault At Dodgers Spring Training Hotel In 2015

Patrick Redford

Report: Dodgers Cut Minor Leaguer After Being Told He Sexually Assaulted Maid

10/11/18 10:14AM

Joe West Gums Up Phillies' Strategy With Textualist Reading Of Foreign Substance Rule

9/02/18 11:48AM

M'Lady, May I Remind You Of The Third Time Through The Order Penalty?

Emma Baccellieri

The Tale Of Gabe Kapler's Bizarre Ice Cream Habit Is Actually Even Weirder

Six Games In, Everyone Already Hates Gabe Kapler

4/06/18 11:06AM

What Did Gabe Kapler Fuck Up This Time?

4/05/18 10:10AM

Gabe Kapler's Cosmic Brain Is Putting The Phillies In Some Tough Spots

4/01/18 11:28AM

Howard Eskin Is Very Upset That New Phillies Manager Gabe Kapler Masturbates

11/02/17 4:27PM

Gabe Kapler Is A Good Baseball Mind, But A Better Blogger

Emma Baccellieri

10/30/17 10:21PM

Gabe Kapler's Advice To Baseball Players: Get A Nice Tan On Your Nuts

8/13/15 10:36PM

Helpful Advice From Gabe Kapler: Jerk Off With Coconut Oil

6/11/14 10:42AM

The 15-Minute Home Run Trot

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