What you missed while changing your Facebook status ... a lot ...
• NHL: Ovechkin "strikes out" in SuperSkills' breakaway challenge.
• NBA: Bzzzzzzz ... Hornets sting Spurs by 24 to take the top spot in the West.
• Tennis: Djokovic imitates Djokovic winning the Australian Open.
What you missed while pissing mediocrity ...
• NBA: Kobe's 40 not enough to beat Mavs. 48 would've done the trick though.
• Golf: Tiger leads Buick by four-strokes at 12-under. *Silent pump fist*
• Tennis: Sex sells ... and wins. Sharapova claims her third Grand Slam title with a 7-5, 6-3 victory over Ivanovic at the…
What you missed while swimming laps with Sean C. Reilly ...
• NFL: History was never really my thing. Patriots 38, Giants 35.
• Alamo Bowl: Live, JoePa, live! Penn State erases early deficit to beat Texas A&M.
• NBA: Tyson Chandler, clairvoyant. Hornets 86, Cavs 76.
What you missed while frantically sculpting a purple Ferris wheel ...
• Champs Sports Bowl: Eagles extend nation's longest meaningless bowl winning streak to eight. B.C. 24, Michigan State 21.
• NBA: OK, this is getting a tad bit ridiculous. Blazers win their 12th in a row.
• NHL: Three shots. Three goals. Game. Habs…
What you missed while gettin' busy livin' ...
• NFL: Shaun Hill is undefeated; third-string QB leads 49ers over Bengals.
• NBA: Spurs top Nuggets in Duncan's return; Matt Bonner not impressed.
• Div. III Football: ♫ Mt. Union goes falling down a-down to UW-Whitewater / That's cuz the Beaver learned to step lightly. ♫
What you missed getting stuck in the chimney ...
• CFB: Unbeaten no more. Daniel and his No. 3 Tigers knock off No. 2 Jayhawks.
• NBA: Jesus at the buzzer ... GOOD! Hallelujah! Boston 96, Charlotte 95.
• CBB: Hansbrough scores 21; No. 1 UNC survives BYU scare.
What you missed while trying to close that damn fence ...
• CFB: Hawaii beats Boise St. to win WAC title; Colt demands your respect!.
• NBA: They call him The Big Rebirth; Shaq leads Heat over Rockets, 98-91.
• CBB: Freshman Eric Gordon drops 30 plus change again; No. 8 Indiana rolls.
What you missed while droppin' a deuce up on the roof ...
• NHL: Roenick scores his 500th career goal with a child on his back.
• College Football: LSU destroys LA Tech, eyes that number one spot! (Woo, hey!)
• NBA: Brandon Roy has career best 32, ends Blazers losing streak to Mavs.
What you missed while analyzing gRAPhs ...
• NBA: Yao's Rockets beat Yi's Bucks. China politely applauds.
• NHL: I hope the Discovery Channel caught this: Ducks defeat Sharks in shootout.
• College Football: Rutgers Ray Rice rushes for rool-record. Hey, alliteration!
What you missed while learning the intricacies of chess ...
• MLB: Oh, there will be a Game 5; I'm absolutely sure. Indians 13, Sox 6.
• College Football: Kentucky shocks No. 1 LSU; Oregon St. upsets No. 2 Cal. The anarchy!
• Boxing: Holyfield's quest for a fifth heavyweight title ends ... now let's sell those grills!
What you missed while finding Carmen Sandiego. Finally ...
• MLB: Good LCS: Rockies 3, D-Backs 2. Bad LCS: Red Sox 10, Indians 3.
• NHL: Jagr's nickname is 'The Big Smooth'? Seriously? Rangers 3, Caps 1.
• NBA Preseason: LeBron hurts his shoulder; Durant shoots 5-of-22. Ugh.
What you missed while sleeping ... very sound ...
• College Football: No. 22 Georgia beats No. 16 Alabama with TD pass in OT.
• MLB: Sox become first team to clinch a playoff spot, rallying against the Rays.
• Horse Racing: Going Ballistic wins Super Derby XXVIII. Cha-ching!
What you missed while playing 'Super Bomberman 2' with the Keebler elves ...
• MLB: Beckett becomes first 20-game winner of the season. Sox 8, Rays 1.
• Tennis: Roddick cruises, Blake loses. US-Sweden tied 1-1 in Davis Cup play.
• Soccer: This just in: USA 3, England 0. Women advance to World Cup semis.
What you missed while singing Eddie Money's 'Baby Hold On' ...
• College football: Trojans crush 'Huskers; Gators rout Vols.
• MLB: Winner winner chicken dinner! Red Sox rip Yankees, 10-1.
• Golf: Tiger keeps three-shot lead in Tour Championship; Zach Johnson flirts with a 59. Tough course.
What you missed while bidding on a wallet ...
• MLB: Do call it a comeback. Yanks rally; cut Sox lead to 4 1/2 games.
• CFL: Eskimo QB Ricky Ray eclipses Warren Moon's career passing yards.
• Police blotter: O.J. named suspect in armed robbery probe. Seriously.
What you missed while vacuuming your carpet with love ...
• MLB: Dance, Leitch! Dance! Cards take two from Crew.
• Tennis: Dancevic, Frank! Canadian upsets Roddick in Indianapolis.
• NASCAR: He wants to go fast! Sorensen earns first poll at the Brickyard.
What you missed while buying a bag full of bongs for Mrs. Garrett ...
• MLB: Bonds goes yard, finally adds 'Netherlands' to his collection.
• Cycling: French cyclist shows support for Ookie, takes 18th stage.
• Soccer: Portsmouth beats Liverpool, win meaningless Asian trophy.
