After nearly five years of blogging and writing for Gizmodo, Gawker, Deadspin, the Special Projects Desk, almost…

Adios, asswipe.

So I guess this is it. After four years, six blogs and countless, countless links, my time here is done. I was under…

Alright, time to shut this thing down.

What to watch after getting back from the local swimming pool ...
• NHL: 56th All-Star Game live from Atlanta (6:00…