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The Deadspin Idiots Eat The Horrifying Things Your Grandpas DidHere at Gizmodo Media Group, we have a functional and powerful union, one that protects us from, say, reading scripts that look like hostage statements or really doing anything debasing and against our will. So while our participation in the video at the top of this post wasn’t exactly involuntary, ...

100-Year-Old Superhuman Orville Rogers Sets New World Record In Race Of Scootin' Grandpas [CORRECTED]Look at this hightailin’ geezer! CORRECTION: While Orville is, in fact, a hightailin’ geezer, and certainly the man in green is also a hightailin’ geezer—perhaps the hightailin’-est geezer in the history of geezers—it turns out Orville is in white, in lane 2. It’s an impressive run, and he did indee...

And Now, A Treasury Of Your Best Weird Grandpa Stories<em></em>Grandpas! They’re old! And cranky! And they eat lots of weird shit! Sometimes they just walk around in their tighty whities and don’t give a fuck! Yes, grandpas are truly the most precious of national resources, especially this one:...

Proud Hockey Grandpa Cries, Shovels Popcorn

Last week, the Colorado Avalanche signed their 2016 10th-overall pick Tyson Jost, a forward who spent the season at the University of North Dakota. Last night, in his fourth game, Jost scored his first career NHL goal against Minnesota....

How Are You Keeping It Together?<em></em>

I slept two hours Tuesday night and woke up with feeling some of the worst grief of my life and no substantial way to alter its source. I ate nothing but an açai bowl and most of a family size bag of nacho cheese Doritos. I went outside once, briefly, and it was drizzling and shitty out and I snappe...

Good Grandpa

Good turtles, too. ...