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Cockblocked By John Denver!

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12/21/12 5:10PM

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Cockblocked By Grandpappy!

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12/14/12 5:30PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Creationism!

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12/07/12 3:50PM

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Cockblocked By Joe Mauer!

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11/16/12 5:50PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase two heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked At Coachella!

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11/02/12 2:55PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Another Horrible Way Friends Cockblock One Another

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10/19/12 6:03PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By The Lord!

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10/12/12 4:45PM

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Cockblocked In The Big Easy!

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10/05/12 4:15PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Hooking Up At Night In Central Park Is Every Bit As Foolish As You'd Expect

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9/28/12 3:10PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked by Purell!

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9/21/12 5:15PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!

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9/14/12 4:45PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked by Hot Wings!

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9/07/12 4:45PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!

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8/31/12 4:10PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Summer Camp Blowjob Follies!

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8/24/12 4:54PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!

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8/17/12 4:40PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Failure At The Mile High Club

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7/27/12 4:40PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident

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7/20/12 5:20PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…

Presenting One Of History's Great Walks Of Shame

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7/13/12 4:02PM

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Dogs Are Not Your Manhood's Best Friend

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6/29/12 3:10PM

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love…