Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By Creationism!

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By Joe Mauer!

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11/16/12 5:50pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase two heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked At Coachella!

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Another Horrible Way Friends Cockblock One Another

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By The Lord!

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked In The Big Easy!

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked by Purell!

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9/21/12 5:15pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!

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9/14/12 4:45pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked by Hot Wings!

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9/07/12 4:45pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!

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8/31/12 4:10pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Summer Camp Blowjob Follies!

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8/24/12 4:54pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!

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8/17/12 4:40pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Failure At The Mile High Club

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7/27/12 4:40pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident

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7/20/12 5:20pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Presenting One Of History's Great Walks Of Shame

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7/13/12 4:02pm

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Dogs Are Not Your Manhood's Best Friend

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase three heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

Stripper Boyfriends Are The Worst Boyfriends

Cockblocked By John Denver!

Cockblocked By Grandpappy!

Cockblocked By Creationism!

Cockblocked By Joe Mauer!

Cockblocked At Coachella!

Another Horrible Way Friends Cockblock One Another

Cockblocked By The Lord!

Cockblocked In The Big Easy!

Hooking Up At Night In Central Park Is Every Bit As Foolish As You'd Expect

Cockblocked by Purell!

Cockblocked By An Anal Fistula!

Cockblocked by Hot Wings!

Cockblocked By Anti-Semitism!

Summer Camp Blowjob Follies!

Cockblocked By Pot Brownies!

Failure At The Mile High Club

Don't Leave A Rubber On All Night By Accident

Presenting One Of History's Great Walks Of Shame

Dogs Are Not Your Manhood's Best Friend

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