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AI-generated Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen lapse into an existential crisis during the Super Bowl
ChatGPT is a lot of fun to mess around with. It is also going to steal my job within the next five years. So until that happens, letâs use it for extremely stupid purposes, such as this procedurally generated dialogue in which Greg Olsen and Kevin Burkhardt become increasingly concerned about the na...

How to hate-watch Super Bowl 57
Listen, the Super Bowl canât be a celebration for both teams. Derision is the energy source that fuels at least half of the NFLâs astronomical viewership. Millions of fans every week hate-watch sports scripted television, reality TV, and hate-read our site â and we thank you for your eyeballs. (But ...

Fox shouldâve waited before it gave Tom Brady $375 million
Remember the scene in Oceanâs 11 where Brad Pitt gives Matt Damon advice before he goes undercover as a gaming warden to swindle Andy Garcia? âBe funny, but donât make him laugh. Heâs gotta like you and then forget you the moment heâs left the safe.â Thatâs what I want from my sports booths, and tha...

Tom Bradyâs pre-Super Bowl retirement makes things awkward for Foxâs Greg Olsen â but hereâs a solution
The comeback king may finally be done, but Tom Bradyâs football obituary should begin with his error of making one comeback too many. The venerable Patriots legend Tampa Bay Buccaneers mercenary-for-hire announced his retirement in a no-frills social media post on Wednesday morning....

What's next for Tom Brady? Here are 8 potential post-NFL options
The NFL community is on Tom Brady watch. And by the NFL, I mean the producers at ESPN and Adam Schefter. If youâre wondering where heâs going to end up, youâve come to a place. (And should probably return to your Google search.)...

Gus Johnson, not Ian Eagle, should succeed Jim Nantz as the voice of March Madness
Ian Eagle is really good at his job. Gus Johnsonâs just better....

Your 2022 NFL lead broadcasting booths feature 8 white guys, Tony Romo and an âItalianâ
If Brian Flores can sue the NFL for its racist hiring practices when it comes to selecting coaches, then Gus Johnson should be allowed to sue television networks for whitewashing the NFL broadcasting booth....

Donât like Kevin Burkhardt? He doesnât give a fuck
Spoken like a true son of New Jersey, Kevin Burkhardt said he doesnât give a fuck if people â especially those commenting on social media platforms â like him or not....

Can we please get an LS-U <em>30 for 30</em> already?
Itâs hard to quantify what makes a thing charismatic. I recently went to New Orleans for the first time, and before I arrived, I was a little skeptical because often when people canât shut up about how great something is, the expectation is set so high that anything but perfection is going to be a l...

From zero to hero: NFL stars whose stock dropped at the Combine
The combine giveth and the combine taketh away. As prospective NFLers from colleges throughout the country come together to mark down 40-yard dash times, 225-lb bench press reps, broad and vertical jumps, and more, thereâs a real pressure to perform, particularly for those right on the cusp of getti...

Report: Troy Aikman headed to ESPN
Maybe Troy Aikman was more peeved about not calling the Dallas Cowboys Wild Card Game last month than we initially thought?...

Joe Burrow and Matthew Stafford are giving me déjà vu of Super Bowl L
I know neither the Rams nor Bengals have punched their way into the Super Bowl yet, but just look at what would be happening if both teams won on Sunday....
