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Last-minute Halloween costumes for the sports fanHalloween isn’t just a time to wear spooky costumes, but to mock sports figures as well. Here are some hypothetical Halloween package ideas that cut below the surface. Some of these costume concepts are more polarizing than others as well, so if you’re looking to evoke a reaction, these are for you....

Check Out The Wheels On This Pumpkin ThiefYesterday, D.C. writer Topher Mathews posted about the pumpkin on his doorstep. Specifically, he posted about how someone had stolen his pumpkin. It happens all the time! However, I have to say that I am pretty sure most pumpkin thefts are not this funny....

Christmas Candy Vs. Halloween Candy: Who Ya Got?!Today we’re talking about groomzillas, NFL bye weeks, Olive Garden, shitty teams, and more....

Carlos Beltran And His Family Dressed Up As Carlos Beltren

Carlos Beltran, his wife Jessica, and his three kids pulled off a stellar group costume for Halloween this year by going as ... Carlos Beltran on all his former baseball teams. Even the cat, dog, and fish participated....

A Truly Brilliant Solution To The Problem Of People Wearing Non-Spooky Halloween Costumes

Recently my wife told me I would enjoy meeting a friend of hers, who she described as “a big Halloween person.” When I asked what made this friend a big Halloween person, she told me this friend made her own superhero Halloween costume from scratch this year. And I, a punctilious dickweed, skipped r...

Shaun White Earns Distinction For First Awful Celebrity Halloween Costume Of 2018

With an entire universe of Halloween costume options available to him—more established characters than you can count, tens of thousands of creepily sexed-up versions of those same characters, and infinite concoctions from his own imagination—Olympic snowboarder Shaun White landed on one that, detach...

Are Costumed Hookups The Best Kind Of Hookups?

Whoops, now there’s body paint on the wall....

Athletes Should Play In Costume On Halloween

The Cleveland Cavaliers threw their Halloween party Monday, and LeBron James dressed up as Pennywise the Dancing Clown. He looked pretty scary in the light:...