The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

1/4/14

9:54 PM

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Hines, You're on. Hines!

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10/19/12

2:15 PM

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Hines Ward Likes To Pay For Sex With Women, According To Man Charged With Trying To Extort Hines Ward

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3/21/12

7:25 PM

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Now That He's Retired, Hines Ward's Biggest Opponent Might Be His Brain

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3/14/12

9:45 AM

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TV Station That Fell For Parody Of Hines Ward Signing With The Ravens Now Says He's "Returning To The Ice"

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3/7/12

2:00 PM

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Hines Ward Signs With Ravens, Reports Pittsburgh TV Station That Fell For Obvious Parody

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3/1/12

1:35 PM

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ESPN's Hines Ward "Happy Endings" Headline Is A Rorschach Test For Racists, Perverts Everywhere

Barry Petchesky

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2/29/12

8:10 PM

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Hines Ward Is Done In Pittsburgh, And That Seems Strange

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12/19/11

4:00 PM

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Breaking Down The Football In The Dark Knight Rises

Barry Petchesky

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7/9/11

4:30 PM

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Hines Ward's Manager: "The Facts Will Show That Hines Was NOT Impaired By Alcohol While Driving"

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7/9/11

11:20 AM

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Here's Hines Ward's Mug Shot

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6/28/11

12:15 PM

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Today In Sad Pittsburgh Headlines

Emma Carmichael

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5/17/11

2:15 PM

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Hines Ward, NFL's Dirtiest Player And Dancer, Almost Paralyzed His Tango Partner This Week

Emma Carmichael

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5/7/11

9:45 AM

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By The Looks Of Things, The Texas Rangers Mascot Is Hung Like The Palomino Horse It Purports To Be

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5/5/11

9:30 PM

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Dance Show Contestant Hines Ward Sees Nothing Newsworthy About Getting Cuffed At Gunpoint Today

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3/7/11

4:40 PM

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Hines Ward Is One Of The Stars With Whom People Will Dance

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2/1/11

8:00 PM

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Hines Ward Was Right To Use Brian Westbrook As A Case Study For NFL Concussion Hypocrisy

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2/5/10

3:15 PM

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This February, Hines Ward Screws The Pooch

Barry Petchesky

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12/1/09

8:00 PM

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'Tis The Season To Call Out Your Quarterback

Barry Petchesky

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9/24/09

12:40 PM

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Hines Ward Clearly Enjoyed Almost Decapitating A Man

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6/12/09

6:15 PM

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Hines Ward Slowly Turning Into Bill Cosby

Dashiell Bennett

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