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Here is a hell of a take!

The other day we were talking about a sports media figure who was having a Twitter meltdown, standing behind a take…

The hot sports take may be a little endangered baby bird, but Tracy McGrady performed a remarkable act of…

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For all her occasional beauty and unquestioned courage, there has always been something faintly ridiculous about the…

Over the past year, our Dave McKenna has reported on a number of sordid scandals surrounding former NBA All-Star and…

The trouble with a story like yesterday’s Bryce Harper-Jonathan Papelbon fight in the Nationals dugout is that it…

Journalists are inherently sick fucks. Of course, we need to be—that’s how we get the news, and telling the stories…

The now-deleted tweet you see above comes to us from big idiot Curt Schilling. Thank you for letting us know about…

David Moore of the Dallas Morning News played Preseason Concern-Trolling Mad Libs today, filling in enough blanks to…

There are a lot of really bad blog posts on the internet. Most days, it’s a good idea for everyone to just ignore…

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In a world where even Dan Shaughnessy will hedge against his own stupidity, we desperately need a local newspaper…

Mamma mia, this is one spicy take.

Mets second baseman Daniel Murphy is going to be away from the team for a few days on paternity leave, because his…

This has to be some kind of record. The Los Angeles Dodgers are just two official games into the season, and the Los…

When we started in on our project of making a farce and mockery of baseball's annual Hall of Fame election by buying…

A lot of people are not very happy with Dan Le Batard's decision to turn his Hall of Fame ballot over to Deadspin…