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Look At This Butt Goal
Own goals usually leave defenders red-faced, but the cheeks of Sparta Prague defender Michal Sáček’s ass were most likely the redder after his butt scored an own goal in Sunday’s match against Slavia Prague:...
Josef Martínez's Hideous Penalty Kick Run-Up Ends In Humiliation
The reward for Josef Martínez’s frankly insane penalty kick routine is an unreadable technique that makes it easy to best keepers from the spot, as evidenced by the Atlanta United forward’s 14-for-16 penalty record in MLS. The risk is that it makes him look like a huge weirdo and sets him up for rid...
Chilean Goalkeeper Boner Proves You Should Never Tempt The Laws Of Physics
Goalkeeper boners come in all shapes, sizes, and crookedness, but sometimes, you just can’t compete with physics, as Club Deportivo Palestino goalie José Ignacio González found out on Tuesday night....
Hugo Lloris Reminded Us That There Are Infinite Ways To Craft A Goalkeeping Howler
History will show that Tottenham defender Toby Alderweireld’s 90th minute own goal was responsible for gifting Liverpool a 2-1 win during a tight race for their first league title since 1989-90. History can be a strange and misleading thing. In this case what Alderweireld is responsible for is stand...
AC Milan Loses Due To Horrendous Goalkeeping Boner 30 Seconds Into The Match
There are goalkeeper errors, and then there are goalkeeper boners, and AC Milan’s star wonderkid between the sticks found out the difference on Saturday. 20-year-old goalie Gianluigi Donnarumma gifted Sampdoria a goal in the first minute by nonchalantly kicking the ball directly at opposing striker ...
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Inept Soccer Team Takes Fifty-Four (54) Shots And Scores Zero (0) Goals

Inept Soccer Team Takes Fifty-Four (54) Shots And Scores Zero (0) Goals

Wed Mar 20 2019
Goalkeeper's Boner Overshadowed By Striker's Even Bigger Boner

Goalkeeper's Boner Overshadowed By Striker's Even Bigger Boner

Fri Feb 22 2019
Mamma Mia, That's A Spicy Own Goal!

Mamma Mia, That's A Spicy Own Goal!

Thu Dec 27 2018
Tremendous, Compounding Boners Lead To Incredible Own Goal

Tremendous, Compounding Boners Lead To Incredible Own Goal

Mon Oct 01 2018
Loris Karius Shit-Talked By Liverpool-Supporting Opponent After Latest Boner

Loris Karius Shit-Talked By Liverpool-Supporting Opponent After Latest Boner

Wed Jul 11 2018
What The Hell, Ball, Just Go Into The Damn Net Already

What The Hell, Ball, Just Go Into The Damn Net Already

Mon Jul 09 2018
Uruguay Keeper's Huge Boner Hands France Commanding 2-0 Lead

Uruguay Keeper's Huge Boner Hands France Commanding 2-0 Lead

Fri Jul 06 2018
Willy Caballero Damns Argentina With Unbelievable Boner

Willy Caballero Damns Argentina With Unbelievable Boner

Thu Jun 21 2018
Historically Horrendous Boner By Bayern Munich's Keeper Gifts Real Madrid A Goal

Historically Horrendous Boner By Bayern Munich's Keeper Gifts Real Madrid A Goal

Tue May 01 2018
Edinson Cavani Misses Can't-Miss Goal, Proving That He's Still Edinson Cavani

Edinson Cavani Misses Can't-Miss Goal, Proving That He's Still Edinson Cavani

Fri Apr 06 2018
Goalkeeper Tries To Pretend He Didn't Do The Incredibly Dumb Thing He Just Did

Goalkeeper Tries To Pretend He Didn't Do The Incredibly Dumb Thing He Just Did

Tue Mar 27 2018
Players In Polish Soccer League Apparently Can't Kick The Ball For Shit

Players In Polish Soccer League Apparently Can't Kick The Ball For Shit

Fri Mar 23 2018
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