Jun 30
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It can be hard defending a post in the wilderness. Lonely. Mysterious. Hopeless. Death, destruction and defeat…
May 7
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Earlier this week, talentless harpy and anti-vaxx shitbird Kristin Cavallari announced that she and Jay Cutler were…
Aug 10 2018
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Jay Cutler is good at eating pussy. He wasn’t always, but he is now.
Oct 15 2017
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Despite eking out a win against Tennessee last weekend, Jay Cutler looked like he had hit rock bottom. After a loss…
Oct 10 2017
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Welcome to Bad Quarterback Performance Of The Week, a recurring feature in which we celebrate the worst quarterback…
Oct 4 2017
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Dolphins quarterback Jay Cutler’s performance against the Saints on Sunday could be euphemistically described as…
Oct 2 2017
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When running the wildcat, where a tailback takes the direct snap and the quarterback lines up out wide, the QB’s one…
Sep 14 2017
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Smart not to worry about Cutler tackling any of the guys he throws picks to.
Aug 7 2017
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The Dolphins held a press conference today to officially introduce new quarterback Jay Cutler, who ended his brief…
Aug 6 2017
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A day after it was reported that Jay Cutler was leaning away from joining the Miami Dolphins, Cutler has now reported…
Aug 5 2017
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While it hasn’t quite achieved the will-he-won’t-he twists of 2017's great NeyWatch, the Jay Cutler-Miami situation…
May 4 2017
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Jay Cutler’s bare ass is still a free agent, but maybe not for long. The ex-Bears quarterback is reportedly…
Mar 28 2017
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Jay Cutler’s unemployed and on vacation, which means that instead of worrying about preparing for the Jets, the…
Feb 22 2017
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Here’s a sure thing: Jay Cutler is done with the Bears. Or, more accurately, the Bears are done with Jay Cutler—they…
Nov 22 2016
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As Barry wrote a month ago, Jay Cutler is highly unlikely to return to the Chicago Bears next year. He’s 33 years…
Nov 13 2016
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Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler’s game against the Buccaneers did not get off to a good start, with two…
Nov 1 2016
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It was a feel-good Monday night in Chicago, a relatively dominant 20-10 win over the division-leading Vikings, but…
Oct 10 2016
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The Chicago Bears have the following quarterbacks on their roster: Brian Hoyer, Matt Barkley, and Jay Cutler. Two of…
Sep 20 2016
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Maybe because in the Jay Cutler era the Bears have typically ranged from mediocre-bad to mediocre-good, spots on a…