Lindsey Vonn Jokes on ESPYs Red Carpet That She Masturbated J.J. Watt Back To Health

Tonight on the ESPYs red carpet, Hannah Storm was set to interview J.J. Watt alongside Lindsey Vonn. Storm’s first question was to ask Watt how he was able to play up to his historic standard last season despite suffering a handful of injuries. “I have a very good training staff and great teammates,” he droned.…

No, Those Fake ESPN Stories About Tom Brady And J.J. Watt Doing Drugs Aren't Real

If you’ve used the internet over the past year and a half or so—and especially if you’ve visited the front page of Yahoo in that time—you may have seen some strange, seemingly ESPN-branded stories about NFL stars getting caught up in scandals you’ve never heard about anywhere else and promoting the use of sketchy…