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Gregg Berhalter deserves a lot of credit… and the exit doorAt the top, we should refresh the list of things Gregg Berhalter can’t help. Everyone knows this list by now, but it deserves reinforcing. He can’t help that the US doesn’t have a genuine striker. He’s hardly the only international manager affected by such a thing. They’re just not that common. Spai...

Euro 2021: Joachim Löw might wish he left before last callWe all know it’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door. But sometimes you pay even more when you ignore the door that was right there....

Another barrier broken as Jesse Marsch looks set to replace Julian NagelsmannIt’s Red Bull/Bundesliga manager tilt-a-whirl! Watch it spin! Where it stops...well, we actually have some idea. And where it stops provides yet another landmark for Americans in European soccer, this time the first Yank to manage in the Bundesliga. ...

The Battle For Germany's Starting Goalkeeper Spot Is Now Being Waged In Public

Germany have a problem—one many national teams would kill for, but a problem nonetheless. Barcelona goalkeeper Marc-André ter Stegen is one of the very best goalies in the world, and yet he can’t get any gametime for his national team. Manuel Neuer, who not that long ago was handily the game’s singl...

Germany Manager Loves To Smell His Own Nether Regions

The above video, given the disgustingly appropriate title “Joachim Löw smells his balls and his ass during Germany vs Ukraine 2-0,” blew up this weekend because, well, it shows a grown man slipping his hands down the front and back of his pants and sniffing the offending fingers. Sadly, new evidence...

Will Germany's Misuse Of Their Best Player Doom Them This World Cup?

Joachim Löw knew something needed to change. ...

Joachim Löw Maybe Handed Cristiano Ronaldo A Booger

Good match. Keep this with you always. ...

Germany Won The Battle, But Their Manager Is Revolting

Yes, England were outclassed on the pitch. But off it, not so much. Joachim Low thought he might get away with a quick "pick your nose and eat it", but, well, he didn't....