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Just pre-tack the baseball already
You have to give MLB and its umpires credit. There really isnât anyone more hilarious to eject over sticky substances on his hand than Max Scherzer. No oneâs going to look more ridiculous arguing their case, everyone in the stadium is going to know exactly whatâs going on, and if you want to make an...
Could Trey Lance's 49ers career already be over?
At least the San Francisco 49ers appear to be attempting to keep all of their options open. That is the best way to describe the handling of their starting quarterback situation with Brock Purdy and Trey Lance both recovering from injury, and Jimmy G now in Las Vegas. ...
Roger Goodell and the Top 10 sports figures weâd like to...'celebrate' 4/20 with
Thereâs something communal about smoking weed. Whether at a bar or house party, one of my favorite parts of any evening of imbibing is sneaking off to an inconspicuous alley and passing around a joint while cracking jokes, coughing, and getting that perfect head rush before re-entering the foray daz...
A 'Bad Boy' suspended Draymond Green for something the old Detroit Pistons would have laughed at
For all the overblown nostalgia that looms around the toughness of the NBA during the â80s and â90s, you would think that one of the most important members â and primary defender of Michael Jordan â of the Detroit Pistons Bad Boys would have a different view on physical play in the NBA playoffs. Wel...
The Golden State Warriors can't wait to get home
Sure the NBA playoff games have been close, but the Western Conference three-seed vs. six-seed matchup has brought forth the same result as in the Eastern Conference. On the Atlantic coast, the Philadelphia 76ers have pounded the Brooklyn Nets in two consecutive games. On the left coast, the Sacrame...
You canât lose the Draymond flips his wig game
Weâve known this isnât a vintage Golden State Warriors team. They kept turning into the Dallas Mavericks/wildebeests whenever on the road, they had to reshuffle the roster halfway through the season, their defense has consistently been of Cottonelle strength. It wasnât so much that they were assurin...
Jalen Hurtsâ new contract is a sign of limited elite quarterbacks, not just his play
Thatâs how you stick by your man. Guess they donât know how to do that in Baltimore. Jalen Hurts doesnât have to worry about whether Philadelphia loves him or not, well, or at least Howie Roseman does. And he might as well speak for the City of Brotherly Love, except for how youâd get treated at Wel...
Overreacting to Game 1 of each NBA Playoff series
One game into each NBA postseason series feels like a good time to make some premature, bold declarations. The postseason tipped off with a fury of finishes that ranged from exciting to anesthesia. But Game 1 is a starter kit that weâll try to extrapolate on. It would be wise to tread carefully in t...
The Chicago White Sox are not getting any less creepy or gross
Those labels would be applicable to whateverâs going on on the field for the Chicago White Sox, and most fans would prefer it were restricted to that. Theyâve started 6-9, half their lineup is rotating stints on the IL just like last season (along with Joe Kelly who hurt himself sprinting toward wha...
Finding the NBA playoff X factors
The NBA playoffs are where superstars can add to â or subtract from â their legacies. They may come up clutch, or absolutely choke under the spotlight. The same goes for coaches. But there are always subplots around certain youngsters, role players, and unknowns who can make a name for themselves. T...
Here's which NBA playoff teams will boom or bust
NBA fans are preparing for one of the most equitable and competitive playoffs in recent memory. The lack of an active dynasty or superteam has the door open for nearly any team to make a Finals run. Weâve highlighted five teams headed toward playoff glory and five teams destined for despair. We cons...
Isnât it ironic, donât you tank?
The Dallas Mavericks went from the Western Conference Finals to being fined for punting on the postseason in less than a year. As a result of a decision to sit key guys and play Luka DonÄiÄ only a quarter in essentially an elimination game against the Chicago Bulls on April 7, Mark Cubanâs pockets a...
How every NFL team should draft, but won't because GMs are dumb
The NFL Draft is arguably the second-biggest event on the league calendar behind the Super Bowl. Every team participates and shapes its roster for the next season. And every franchise will go into the month of May thinking it has made the right moves to get closer to a championship. But of course, o...
These NFL players have the best nicknames
Sweetness. The Refrigerator. Broadway Joe. Over the years, the NFL has seen some great players step onto the field, and some of them have garnered nicknames that fit them to a tee. A good or great nickname should explain something about the person itâs attached to. Something about their personality,...
The media is trying to foster Saquon Barkley unrest â donât bite
Once the New York Giants signed their future over to Daniel Jones, theri fans could anxiously pivot to running back Saquon Barkley. While the two havenât quite reached the stage of acrimony, itâs not for a lack of effort from the media. Todayâs overblown headline is âBarkley reportedly wonât sign fr...
The Democratic National Convention is coming to Chicago â what sports anthem should Joe Biden come out to?
CHICAGO â Intro music matters, especially here. ...
Be prepared to cough up the dough for NFL Sunday Ticket if you decide to buy it
The NFL has gone The Wire season five Marlo Stanfield on its Sunday Ticket package. They removed the middle man and the price of the brick is not yesterdayâs price. Through its new distribution partner â YouTube TV â the new Sunday Ticket options were released on Wednesday. Not only is it more expen...
The Tampa Bay Rays can sure beat the tar out of awful teams
You can only play who is on the schedule. Thatâs an axiom as old as baseball, and itâs mostly true. The Tampa Bay Rays got to start their season with nine games against MLBâs kids with mittens pinned to their jackets year-round, and theyâve done all they can do. Which is to beat the ever-loving piss...
At Princeton, a turnaround one man saw coming
âI was born delusional,â said Chris Ayres, Princetonâs head wrestling coach, earlier this year. âBut I think â I really do â that delusion is a good thing.â He just proved his point. At Tulsa, Oklahomaâs NCAA wrestling tournament last month, Ayres pulled off one of the least likely turnarounds colle...
Kim Mulkey meeting the man that brought Britney Griner home is the White House story we needed
Angel Reese has owned her moment. From being named Most Outstanding Player of the Final Four after LSU won their first national title in program history, to the reactions from her âdealingsâ with Iowaâs Caitlin Clark being the best example of âTwo Americasâ weâve seen in quite some time, to her publ...