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If there’s one thing you can say about Jonathan Papelbon, the ass-faced former Nationals closer who moves through…

The Washington Nationals were up 6-4 in Kansas City headed into the ninth. Tanner Roark gave them 7 1/3 solid…

Nationals reliever Jonathan Papelbon has acquired a new nickname: Johnny Jonathan. MASN reporter Dan Kolko…

After Nationals closer Jonathan Papelbon choked out his teammate Bryce Harper in the team’s dugout during a game…

If there’s one thing you can say for Jonathan Papelbon, it’s that he just does not give a shit about potentially…

This teaser tweet is insane enough:

Since MLB isn’t equipped to punish a player choking out his own teammate in the dugout, the Nationals gave a…

The trouble with a story like yesterday’s Bryce Harper-Jonathan Papelbon fight in the Nationals dugout is that it…

It is a testament to the Washington Nationals’ dysfunction that the dugout fight between Jonathan Papelbon and Bryce…

The Nationals are really deteriorating as their season comes to an end. They somehow have a winning record, but the…

The Nationals got exactly what they expected out of Jonathan Papelbon: a very good closer and an unrepentant asshole…

The Washington Nationals just made a trade that should help fix their biggest weakness—the back end of the…

Whenever the Red Sox and Phillies play, someone sticks a recorder in Jonathan Papelbon’s face and uses his thoughts…

MLB announced tonight that Jonathan Papelbon will be suspended seven games for grabbing his penis toward booing…

Phillies reliever Jonathan Papelbon has never been a crowd favorite in Philadelphia, and when fans at Citizens…

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Much like the Mariners, the Phillies also brought in the wrong pitcher last night. Unlike the Mariners, this one…

The Phillies are done, the rest of their season rendered cosmetic, and their high-priced closer, never one to mince…

Everyone loves Yasiel Puig, because Yasiel Puig has done nothing but be completely awesome since being called up by…