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Jacoby Jones Leveled By Teammate

Rookie Brynden Trawick wasn't watching where he was going on a punt and ended up bodyslamming teammate Jacoby Jones. Oops....

Let's Watch The Raiders' Taiwan Jones Jump Over A Car For $200

A bunch of Oakland Raiders went out for Darren McFadden's 26th birthday the other night. It was a momentous occasion. Taiwan Jones, a running back who was switched to cornerback during the offseason, jumped over a BMW for $200. Tyvon Branch posted it to Instagram. A good time was had by all....

Ricky Williams: America's Most Blunted

Chris Jones puts one—or many—in the air and gets lifted with Ricky Williams. "The Runaway" appeared in Esquire back in December of 2004:...

Jerry Jones Says He Has A Super Brain

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently got a CT scan, and afterward he had this to say about it to the Dallas Morning News' Rainer Sabin:...

Adam Jones Says A Giants Fan Threw A Banana At Him

Orioles outfielder Adam Jones took to Twitter after yesterday's 10-2 win in San Francisco to complain about a fan tossing a banana onto the field. The Giants say they have no record of the incident....

Jay Mariotti Has A Website And A Shitty Radio Show [CORRECTED]

Correction (4:04 p.m.): Turns out there are two Genesis Communications in the radio world. Jay Mariotti actually partnered with the one that owns and operates six stations in central Florida—not the one affiliated with Alex Jones and his ilk. Our bad. Fuck Mariotti anyway....

Good Night, Sweet Prince

Lolo Jones Live-Tweets Getting Drug-Tested During Her Birthday Party

Lolo Jones turned 31 last night. She also got a surprise visit from the PED police, which wasn't supposed to be part of the celebration. But Jones refused to let that spoil her good time, so she brought 'em along!...

Adam Jones Got A Popeye's Chicken-Themed Cake For His Birthday

Goddammit, Adam Jones. Now I'm just hungry for Popeye's. And also cake....

Terrence Jones Arrested After Allegedly Stomping On Homeless Guy

Rockets forward Terrence Jones is apparently that guy after leaving the bars at closing time....

ICE CREAM!

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Why Your Supermarket Only Sells 5 Kinds Of Apples

Over at Mother Jones, here's Rowan Jacobsen's story about one man's quest to bring hundreds more back: ...

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Death Of A Racehorse

Here's W.C. Heinz's celebrated 1949 column, "Death of a Racehorse." ...

Cops: MTSU's J.D. Jones Choked Woman On Camera As Teammates Watched

Middle Tennessee State defensive tackle J.D. Jones choked his girlfriend as teammates watched and filmed it, according to The Daily News Journal's story on a report from the school's police department....

It's Something More

Chris Jones delivers a good one for ESPN the Magazine:...

Source: Lolo Jones Fights With Daughter Of Bobsled Official [Updates]

According to one athlete with knowledge of the situation, Olympic hopefuls Lolo Jones and Aja Evans were involved in a fight at a Lake Placid bar last Friday night that pitted the two against the stepdaughter of a US Bobsled and Skeleton Federation hall of famer....

MLB Player Puts Ketchup On Hot Dog, Outrage Ensues

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Excited Children Take Photo With Their Favorite Nashville Predators

Yesterday was Predators community day, as Preds prospects fanned out to area schools, food banks and hospitals. A good time was had by all, except perhaps these two....

Stop Coaxing Dates Out Of Famous People On Twitter, Please

Yesterday, a guy named Bubby Lyles accomplished an objective he started about two weeks ago. He acquired 150,000 retweets on a particular tweet, which meant he earned the opportunity to go on a date with Olympian Lolo Jones. Jones isn't backing down from her promise, either, so it seems that this wi...