Deadspin's official draftnik for 2009 will be "KOGOD" aka "Unsilent Majority" aka "Baby KOGODINO." He will live blog…

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San Diego 14, Chicago 3 LaDainian Tomlinson made up for a fallow first half with a flush fantasy second, throwing…

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Before the 1978 season, the NFL's owners passed a shit-ton of rules that were designed to scale back the role of…

I am in four fantasy leagues this year. Last year I was in eight. I'm also the proud owner of two keeper leagues, in…

I am in four fantasy leagues this year. Last year I was in eight. I'm also the proud owner of two keeper leagues, in…

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This graphic, whipped up by the great twoeightnine at With Leather, signifies a historic anniversary today: The…

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