Drew wrote in this week’s Funbag about getting waxed by his own dang kid in FIFA 19. In our staff chatroom, I…
Probably nothing anyone does at this point stands more than a remote chance of averting any but the very most…
Today, we’re talking about T-shirts, gorilla suits, flowers, peeing, and more.
Okay. Okay. So. An ugly and kind of dumb but real thing that sometimes happens in the life of a more-or-less normal…
A very long time ago (2015), our old buddy Tom Scocca posited, convincingly, that there are eight distinct seasons.…
It has been a rough year for my five little holly trees, transplanted last spring from a nursery to the muddy, weedy…
Find a kid with a tablet or computer these days, and chances are they’re watching or playing Fortnite. The online…
It’s more or less springlike now, pending yet another cruel and absurd outbreak of The Eternal Winter of 2017-18.…
A lie I tell myself with dismal regularity is Ugh, fuck, I am too tired and burned out to tidy up tonight, I’ll do…
No one ever—I checked; it literally has never happened—has gone, “Dang, if only I had not pickled some foodstuffs.”…
Here is a scenario that you have probably found yourself in recently: It’s 7:00 p.m., you’re finally home from work…
Great news for insane people and morons: Amazon has disrupted the lock! Now, you can choose to pay money to grant…
Everybody likes roasting a marshmallow over a campfire or fire pit, the best of autumn’s fire-related food…
There are too many shows on TV. Too many shows! Who can watch all of these shows? I can’t watch all of these shows.
Shit sucks, right now. Pretty much all of the news is so bad that it’s almost, but not, funny. You can’t even fall…
What do you do if your spouse, an amateur and not very skilled cook, makes a disgusting and possibly lethal “sushi…
Apparently many of the youths are very excited about a “solar eclipse” today. The moon’s transit will carry it…
Many people are saying, “Huh. Cumin. I do not think I have any particularly strong good or bad feelings about that…
A young Rangers fan learned the hard way tonight that parents, no matter how fierce their love and how hard they may…